Had Urinal freeze up, Chadlight dickmogg

[Norville Wood]

I have occasional fuel line freeze up at urinals.

Yesterday I found an out of the way restroom and unzipped. Usually I have to stand there about 30 secs to relax.

A few drops started, and of course I heard the door creak open, and a tall dude came in, and peed next urinal.

My dink instantly froze up no homo.

I stood there trying to relax but it felt like somebody jammed an ice pick up my ass.

I retreated and saw the dude washing hands, Chadlight mogger.

Walking out, it felt like my ding was a garden hose with a leaky washer

 

[Asgard]

who still pees on urinals

 

[Norville Wood]

who still pees on urinals

I try to pee into them, not on them.

Preferably without the urine splashback soaking my balls

 

[Zetta]

dnr +1

 

[Adolf Hitler]

Should have pissed on his shoes

 

[PLA1092]

My dink instantly froze up

it felt like somebody jammed an ice pick up my ass.

 

[Norville Wood]

Should have pissed on his shoes

I was frozen up like a 5 inch wide turd trying to pry itself out of a 2 inch wide asshole

 

[Adolf Hitler]

I was frozen up like a 5 inch wide turd trying to pry itself out of a 2 inch wide asshole

 

[zerozerozero]

he said no homo

 

[PLA1092]

I was frozen up like a 5 inch wide turd trying to pry itself out of a 2 inch wide asshole

these are some odd comparisons man

 

[supersoldier]

Visit a doctor

 

[suicidecase]

It can be hard to pee with an erection

 

[Norville Wood]

It can be hard to pee with an erection

Rofl