had the chance to ascend. didnt

[observeroflife]

I got drunk, talked to some couple, 30 year old SEA foid and 60 year old husband. they said do you want to come hang out with us in our room (as the place we were was closing on holiday), i said yes, got in their room and the foid starts kissing me.

i was drunk and completely shut down and freaked out, she was undoing my belt and everything and i just said no i cant do this, sorry.

woke up the next morning having pissed myself in my sleep, feel shit

 

[rope2cope]

wtf fakecel

 

[nightbane]

fake story or fakecel

 

[racoon4]

 

[observeroflife]

wtf fakecel

im 5'3" and ugly, i dont know what they wanted with me, i was just complaining about how no one will ever love me then that happened and i freaked out

fucking 1 in a million and i fucked it

 

[Fat Link]

Since you were drunk off your ass and may of fucked some broad willingly but were simply too drunk to remember the experience this presents a unique problem for me and our site.

Since you don’t remember whether you fucked her or not nor remember any of the pleasure and or validation doing so would bring you as a man…

I suppose instead of permabanning you I’ll give you just a four day temporary ban for this.

 

[acnecel]

Fakecel 100%

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Ok can someone explain to me why the fuck these bragniggers feel the need to tell us about this?

Like can't they just STFU and keep it to themselves? It can't just happen and them keep it to themselves or tell people irl/on some other forum if they need to get it out of their system. Why do they feel the need to inform us? Nobody wants to hear about your drunk sexcapade adventure bullshit you cunt.

Fuck all bragniggers I hope they all die a slow painful death like having their eyeballs gouged out with a spoon.

 

[DryDick]

How do you know the husband didn't want to fuck you in the ass?

 

[depressedblackcel]

Ok can someone explain to me why the fuck these bragniggers feel the need to tell us about this?

Like can't they just STFU and keep it to themselves? It can't just happen and them keep it to themselves or tell people irl/on some other forum if they need to get it out of their system. Why do they feel the need to inform us? Nobody wants to hear about your drunk sexcapade adventure bullshit you cunt.

Fuck all bragniggers I hope they all die a slow painful death like having their eyeballs gouged out with a spoon.

right. what the fuck do they want us to do with this information

 

[El Enemigo]

The husband wanted to fuck you in the ass or they wanted your organs

 

[yez]

Perma ban him

 

[SoloAlex]

OP didn’t take the change to ascend but ofc he took the change to brag on .is

 

[CroatianManlet]

Perma ban him

He only got a 4 day temp ban jfl

 

[Shrek]

I got drunk, talked to some couple, 30 year old SEA foid and 60 year old husband. they said do you want to come hang out with us in our room (as the place we were was closing on holiday), i said yes, got in their room and the foid starts kissing me.

i was drunk and completely shut down and freaked out, she was undoing my belt and everything and i just said no i cant do this, sorry.

woke up the next morning having pissed myself in my sleep, feel shit

You just dreamed maybe or you are

 

[SoySupreme]

I got drunk, talked to some couple, 30 year old SEA foid and 60 year old husband. they said do you want to come hang out with us in our room

Fake

she was undoing my belt and everything and i just said no i cant do this, sorry.

Gay

 

[Zer0/∞]

Perma ban him

 

[basementLDARcel]

Ok can someone explain to me why the fuck these bragniggers feel the need to tell us about this?

Like can't they just STFU and keep it to themselves? It can't just happen and them keep it to themselves or tell people irl/on some other forum if they need to get it out of their system. Why do they feel the need to inform us? Nobody wants to hear about your drunk sexcapade adventure bullshit you cunt.

Fuck all bragniggers I hope they all die a slow painful death like having their eyeballs gouged out with a spoon.

right. what the fuck do they want us to do with this information

They want you to suffer. They want to come into your one safe space and torment you, because they don't think you are entitled to even a safe space on the internet. The way they see it, you put yourself out in the open, so they feel that you only are asking for it to be taunted and demoralized with their bragging.

 

[Blackpillennium]

The most important question that should be answered is, was the noodlewhore foid drunk herself the entire time this was happening, OP?


If not, you definitely deserve a perma on your account here MISTER CHAD

 

[Incline]

OP didn’t take the change to ascend but ofc he took the change to brag on .is