SuicideFuel Had my hair cut for the first time since last September

[ADHD_cel]

Fukin kek the moment the barber raised the hair covering my subhuman forehead my face looked 10x more bloated. The white light in the salon made my skin - big pores, acne scars - look 10x more subhuman than my mirror at home. Actually I didn’t ask him to cut it too short but the new look was still devastating.

I know that very few men have a skull to rock buzzcut but I wish I had at least a bone structure to pull off normal adult male haircut. Imagine being 30 and still having to cover my skull shape with hair and that’s me, kek

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Truecel trait: you're always ugly whether you have long hair, short hair, or nothing at all.

 

[vidyacel]

Cut your own hair, like a real man.
All you need is two mirrors, one on front, and another to be held with your hand.
Start cutting from top to bottom, in precise amounts.

You´ll be saving a hell lot of money at the end of the year.
It doesn´t take a lot of skill, if you have the patience for it.

 

[flipcel]

Going to barbershop is hell for me tbh. Just staring at the mirror for 15 minutes makes me want to kill myself.

 

[Lusitano Stallion]

Cut your own hair, like a real man.

You´ll be saving a hell lot of money at the end of the year.