Story Had my first MMA fight today

[FuckNoNutNovember]

So went in my MMA gym and honestly it was so fucking epic, at the end of class I got to do an MMA match but unfortunately not in the cage but hey it was worth it, I went against some 5'6 ricecel unfortunately and I was hoping to destroy chad so I ended up showing mercy which it ened up in a draw, I used a lot of boxing and wrestling in this match and I even did a lot of low effort leg kicks to distract him and I even almost got 2 submissions which was a kimura and banana split.

Speaking of rice people I went up against a noodlewhore in sparring today and she thought it would be funny to pop me hard asf so I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

FEAR ME ITFAGS!!!

@VideoGameCoper @Left4DeadDarkie @DarkStar @Grodd

 

[slavcel11]

how old are you?

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

how old are you?

20

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

@Samurai would love this too

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

we will be rooting for you

 

[Karakol96]

NT mogs me

 

[wasted12years]

Was the noodlewhore hot?

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

NT mogs me

You can be autistic and do martial arts, you dont have to be NT to do MMA

Mikey Muscumeci and Gordon Ryan

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Was the noodlewhore hot?

Eh she was a low tier Becky but still would smash

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

we will be rooting for you

Based

I can't wait for the day to demolish chad

 

[Grodd]

Based keep on improving brocel

 

[Samurai]

So went in my MMA gym and honestly it was so fucking epic, at the end of class I got to do an MMA match but unfortunately not in the cage but hey it was worth it, I went against some 5'6 ricecel unfortunately and I was hoping to destroy chad so I ended up showing mercy which it ened up in a draw, I used a lot of boxing and wrestling in this match and I even did a lot of low effort leg kicks to distract him and I even almost got 2 submissions which was a kimura and banana split.

Speaking of rice people I went up against a noodlewhore in sparring today and she thought it would be funny to pop me hard asf so I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

FEAR ME ITFAGS!!!

@VideoGameCoper @Left4DeadDarkie @DarkStar @Grodd

Great stuff you definitely fightmog me as I have 0 grappling exp.

 

[Diddy29]

You should've brutally beaten that slut to a pulp

 

[HONKLERMARO]

t.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Based af. It’s good to know how to fight. I should really learn how to fight and go to an MMA gym

 

[Corvus]

enjoy brain damage

 

[Emba]

Brutal mmapill

 

[HONKLERMARO]

So went in my MMA gym and honestly it was so fucking epic, at the end of class I got to do an MMA match but unfortunately not in the cage but hey it was worth it, I went against some 5'6 ricecel unfortunately and I was hoping to destroy chad so I ended up showing mercy which it ened up in a draw, I used a lot of boxing and wrestling in this match and I even did a lot of low effort leg kicks to distract him and I even almost got 2 submissions which was a kimura and banana split.

Speaking of rice people I went up against a noodlewhore in sparring today and she thought it would be funny to pop me hard asf so I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

FEAR ME ITFAGS!!!

@VideoGameCoper @Left4DeadDarkie @DarkStar @Grodd

The fight:

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

You should've brutally beaten that slut to a pulp

I hit her hard enough to scare her

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

The fight:

Idk man, try to come fight me yourself

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Based af. It’s good to know how to fight. I should really learn how to fight and go to an MMA gym

You have good potential with your build as a striker

 

[VideoGameCoper]

You have good potential with your build as a striker

Why exactly is that, because I have long arms?

 

[NoNiggerNovember]

Gigabased brocel.

I'll be rooting for you the whole way

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

How long have you been training?

 

[Ernst22]

I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

gigabased

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Why exactly is that, because I have long arms?

Yep