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Story Had my first MMA fight today

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So went in my MMA gym and honestly it was so fucking epic, at the end of class I got to do an MMA match but unfortunately not in the cage but hey it was worth it, I went against some 5'6 ricecel unfortunately and I was hoping to destroy chad so I ended up showing mercy which it ened up in a draw, I used a lot of boxing and wrestling in this match and I even did a lot of low effort leg kicks to distract him and I even almost got 2 submissions which was a kimura and banana split.

Speaking of rice people I went up against a noodlewhore in sparring today and she thought it would be funny to pop me hard asf so I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

FEAR ME ITFAGS!!!:feelsdevil:

@VideoGameCoper @Left4DeadDarkie @DarkStar @Grodd
 
@Samurai would love this too
 
So went in my MMA gym and honestly it was so fucking epic, at the end of class I got to do an MMA match but unfortunately not in the cage but hey it was worth it, I went against some 5'6 ricecel unfortunately and I was hoping to destroy chad so I ended up showing mercy which it ened up in a draw, I used a lot of boxing and wrestling in this match and I even did a lot of low effort leg kicks to distract him and I even almost got 2 submissions which was a kimura and banana split.

Speaking of rice people I went up against a noodlewhore in sparring today and she thought it would be funny to pop me hard asf so I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

FEAR ME ITFAGS!!!:feelsdevil:

@VideoGameCoper @Left4DeadDarkie @DarkStar @Grodd
Great stuff you definitely fightmog me as I have 0 grappling exp.
 
You should've brutally beaten that slut to a pulp
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Based af. It’s good to know how to fight. I should really learn how to fight and go to an MMA gym
 
So went in my MMA gym and honestly it was so fucking epic, at the end of class I got to do an MMA match but unfortunately not in the cage but hey it was worth it, I went against some 5'6 ricecel unfortunately and I was hoping to destroy chad so I ended up showing mercy which it ened up in a draw, I used a lot of boxing and wrestling in this match and I even did a lot of low effort leg kicks to distract him and I even almost got 2 submissions which was a kimura and banana split.

Speaking of rice people I went up against a noodlewhore in sparring today and she thought it would be funny to pop me hard asf so I taught her a lesson with a jab hook rear hook to the liver and she started flinching my shots after that.

I am getting closer and closer to finally destroying chad one day.

FEAR ME ITFAGS!!!:feelsdevil:

@VideoGameCoper @Left4DeadDarkie @DarkStar @Grodd
The fight:

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Gigabased brocel.

I'll be rooting for you the whole way :feelsYall:
 

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