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LifeFuel Had an apartment inspection by 2 foids and my building manager this mornin'

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So I live in HUD housing, and every once in a while, they do "safety" inspections. It was two foid inspectors, one young(20s), the other older, plus my building manager(a malem and a nerdy neckbeard type). Even before they entered my apt, I started making them laugh, all three. Im damned good at personal comedy/jokes. and I didn't relent, I kept them laughing the whole inspection. It was funny as hell. for example, my smoke alarms "chirp" every few minutes, one of the inspectors asked me "has that been happening long?"
I replied "is that the alarm doing that? I thought I had a stray bird hiding out!". and I kept it going the whole time. They were laughing even after they left! Im funny as fuck if I need or want to be!
 
So I live in HUD housing, and every once in a while, they do "safety" inspections. It was two foid inspectors, one young(20s), the other older, plus my building manager(a malem and a nerdy neckbeard type). Even before they entered my apt, I started making them laugh, all three. Im damned good at personal comedy/jokes. and I didn't relent, I kept them laughing the whole inspection. It was funny as hell. for example, my smoke alarms "chirp" every few minutes, one of the inspectors asked me "has that been happening long?"
I replied "is that the alarm doing that? I thought I had a stray bird hiding out!". and I kept it going the whole time. They were laughing even after they left! Im funny as fuck if I need or want to be!
:lul: :lul: :lul: I love the @Lordgoro1
 
You just gotta make her laugh, bro.

One time I had an unexpected call to fix stuff and they had the wrong apartment. I had my headless sex doll flashlight on the chair next to my PC. I didn't care and they didn't say anything, except for admiring my PC and monitor.
 

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