Based Had a spontaneous erection at my dentist

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When I entered the ordination I knew I was in trouble. I never had a female do my dental work before, much less a 20 something Becky proudly packing a huge trunk in almost transparent scrubs.

"Fuck!", I thought to myself when I laid down on the chair, I never had a thing for cellulite-ridden fat asses but this was my fifth day on no-fap and my test levels seem to be spiking accordingly. She turns around with a anesthetic syringe in her hand and leans above me, saying "This will only spike a bit," I looked deep into her caked-up hazel eyes, she was an inches from my face, as I could smell her cherry bubble gum.

She calls her assistant to put the saliva ejector in my mouth so now I have 2 young women staring directly into my subhuman mouth. The anesthetic kicks-in, she brings out the drill and 99 luftballons start playing on the radio. Before I could know it I was having a hard on while getting my cavities drilled.

I was finished in 5 minutes, but I did not stand up from the chair, knowing I was in diamonds. I started asking stupid questions, attempting at small talk. I asked her about Dr.Mew's theories, she was not familiar with him, but calimed that the palate stops growing by the age of 15. By then I wasn't hard anymore. Her and her assistant were exchanging suspicious looks the whole time, trying to suppress their laughter, as they probably knew about my pathetic ordeal.
 
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Holy fuck brutal rock hard willy pill
 
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House said:
I asked her about Dr.Mew's theories, she was not familiar with him
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I would've fapped real quick before going, but sometimes u gotta go with the flow
 
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Next time flex your biceps or make a hard fist, should take care of the hard on within a minute or so!
 
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PerpetualOutsider said:
Next time flex your biceps or make a hard fist, should take care of the hard on within a minute or so!
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PerpetualOutsider said:
Next time flex your biceps or make a hard fist, should take care of the hard on within a minute or so!
Also start making thrusting and gyrating movements as well as grunting sounds, that way she will be too distracted to notice your erection. Be sure to confidently make eye contact as you do so as well, this will reassure her and show that you aren't nervous.
 
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a foid told me my teeth were manky and exposed me to radiation as punishment
 
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Back when i was 15 i went to the dentist, and sometimes the middle aged dentist's titties would poke against my head
this isn't a brag of any kind, as it was accidental and chad sucks those tits every night anyway
 
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This was well written ngl. I got an erection just reading this.

 
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Brtual erectionpill, tbh i will probably rope before i go to the dentist, having 2 stacy's/beckys inches from my face, i would glow bright red like a fucking retard.
 
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If you were chad she would have sucked you off
 
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PerpetualOutsider said:
Next time flex your biceps or make a hard fist, should take care of the hard on within a minute or so!
I liked it that way. I actually wanted her to acknowledge it, to see it.
 
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House said:
I liked it that way. I actually wanted her to acknowledge it, to see it.
Fair enough thats based AF :feelskek:
 
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Nice copy paste.

 
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I like 99 luftballoons. Reminds me of a time when cellphones didn't exist.
 
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MSCW said:
Nice copy paste.

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If you had been a chad, they'd give you a handjob
 
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Nice copy paste.


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Nice copy paste.


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Brutal tbh having erections in public is annoying
 
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House said:
Before I could know it I was having a hard on while getting my cavities drilled.
Good greycel post tbh
 
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House said:
I liked it that way. I actually wanted her to acknowledge it, to see it.
yeah i feel you. like sometimes you consciously know they'll think it's creepy bc you're not chad, but subconsciously want them to notice. its suifuel
 
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All could’ve been avoided if u would’ve brushed better and more often
 
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FUCKITALLREEE said:
Brtual erectionpill, tbh i will probably rope before i go to the dentist, having 2 stacy's/beckys inches from my face, i would glow bright red like a fucking retard.
at the dentist i go to, every employee is a foid, all dentists and all assistants, also they're all reasonably young and assistants are always young beckys :feelsrope:
ihaveno1 said:
All could’ve been avoided if u would’ve brushed better and more often
no its still a good idea to go to the dentist every now and then, also you can still get cavities even if you brush, specially if you junkfoodmaxx
 
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based if not a LARP