FemaleInventionsLOL
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5'10" or 5'11?" No. You're at least 6'0." You might even be 6'1" or 6'2."
Even if you're 5'9," you're really 6'0." She won't know.
Got a sub-7 inch penis? Not anymore. Anything 4.5+ inches can be called "7' and foids will believe it.
How do I know? Because guys who have gotten laid have mentioned this to me.
Guy with a 7-inch penis: "My girlfriend is so fucking stupid. I told her my penis is 7 inches, and she went, "WOW, that's IT?! My last boyfriend's was 7 inches and yours is much bigger than his!"
Guy who is 5'10": "Women are always shocked to hear I'm only 5'10." They all think I'm like 6'1" or 6'2."
Foids can't judge size. They're missing that from their brains. The part of their brain where visual/spatial intelligence would reside in a man, they have a "dance to catchy beat" neurological configuration.
They also can't tell the difference between muscle and fat. They can't tell if you work out unless you tell them. Some foid once called Joe Rogan "fat," prompting the douche manlet to remove his shirt and show that he had a 6 pack.
That is how dumb foids are. They are IMPOSSIBLY dumb.
When it comes to foids, LIE. LIE LIE LIE! Never forget: It's not a lie if SHE believes it. And she will, because she's a fucking foid.
Remember: You can never get in trouble for underestimating the intelligence of a foid. You can only overestimate it.
Even if you're 5'9," you're really 6'0." She won't know.
Got a sub-7 inch penis? Not anymore. Anything 4.5+ inches can be called "7' and foids will believe it.
How do I know? Because guys who have gotten laid have mentioned this to me.
Guy with a 7-inch penis: "My girlfriend is so fucking stupid. I told her my penis is 7 inches, and she went, "WOW, that's IT?! My last boyfriend's was 7 inches and yours is much bigger than his!"
Guy who is 5'10": "Women are always shocked to hear I'm only 5'10." They all think I'm like 6'1" or 6'2."
Foids can't judge size. They're missing that from their brains. The part of their brain where visual/spatial intelligence would reside in a man, they have a "dance to catchy beat" neurological configuration.
They also can't tell the difference between muscle and fat. They can't tell if you work out unless you tell them. Some foid once called Joe Rogan "fat," prompting the douche manlet to remove his shirt and show that he had a 6 pack.
That is how dumb foids are. They are IMPOSSIBLY dumb.
When it comes to foids, LIE. LIE LIE LIE! Never forget: It's not a lie if SHE believes it. And she will, because she's a fucking foid.
Remember: You can never get in trouble for underestimating the intelligence of a foid. You can only overestimate it.