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guide to getting laid for fakecels/volcels (so they can leave this forum)

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1. talk to a few girls and ask them for their numbers. 

2. once you have gotten some numbers invite one to (pizza, coffee, gym, movie at your place)

3. invite her over to your house either on the same day as the meet up or on a second day (your choice) and smash

NOW LEAVE THIS WEBSITE
 
ordinaryotaku

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Nice name snag.

But even if you're a 6-7 you can't get anyone in 2017, being a 6-7 is very difficult for anyone to get a girlfriend unless they had money.

Women approach men who they find to be physically attractive. If you have to approach then it's O V E R.
 
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invite one to (pizza,

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Fakecels/volcels don't have to do any of that. Femails approach them.
 
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Zielony4 said:
Fakecels/volcels don't have to do any of that. Femails approach them.

This. If femoids aren't approaching you, then you have every right to be here tbh.

Fuck being a cuck that jumps through hoops so that the bitch can finally put out after 3 months.
 
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plastic surgery
 
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And then be charged for rape
 
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1. Be attractive.
 
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2. Don't be unattractive.
 
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If stacy consents (most of the time with alcohol support ) don't trust her. She might regret it the next morning if you aren't alpha/chad.

Stacy won't keep her mouth shut; she would talk to another stacy and if her friend comes up with a ''omg, did u have sex with that loser'' then you are done. If she has a bf then she would call it rape. Some shameless stacy will still call it rape to get the attention of a new alpha.

Moral of the story: use red pill tactics and get laid with an escort. Throw the money(only after sex) and you don't have to worry about anyones feelings.
 
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mgtow said:
If stacy consents (most of the time with alcohol support ) don't trust her. She might regret it the next morning if you aren't alpha/chad.

Stacy won't keep her mouth shut; she would talk to another stacy and if her friend comes up with a ''omg, did u have sex with that loser'' then you are done. If she has a bf then she would call it rape. Some shameless stacy will still call it rape to get the attention of a new alpha.

Moral of the story: use red pill tactics and get laid with an escort. Throw the money(only after sex) and you don't have to worry about anyones feelings.

redpill bullshit doesn't work. if you have decent looks you will get laid if you actually talk to girls. 

hate fakecels/volcels who sit on their ass complaining when incels would get laid if they had their looks. you aren't incel if you dont talk to girls
 

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