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Guide to escortcelling [Anti escort copers GTFIH]

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Fact 1: Women do not experience true love or affection

Fact 2: Even chads and HTNs are not loved

Fact 3 (which is derived from the previous 2): You would not be loved even if you were not an abomination.

Logical conclusion: Since no man gets genuine love from women, I should maximize my gain from them while minimizing my contribution to them.

Some people mistakenly believe escortcelling is simping. We will now define simping.

SIMPING: Paying for women's approval that you will never get is one example. Another is hanging around some woman who has a boyfriend hoping you get a crumb of approval. Another is posting positive comments on a woman's online profile who would never date or have sex with you.

ESCORTCELLING IS NOT SIMPING. In the case of escortcelling, neither the escort or the john (unless he suffers from some type of mental deficiency) believes there is anything genuine. The escort will attempt to convince you that this is the case. That is no problem unless you are stupid enough to think that it's genuine. It's part of the fantasy which I already articulated is not even possible for chads. This is not paying for women's approval since only severely mentally ill men think an escort approves of them. Escorts hate you, but have decided it's worth it to sell their body for money since they lack long term thinking or are in very precarious situations due to drug addiction or whatnot.

BUT aren't you paying women to be company to you? Yes, but adult daycares pay women to work in HR and get you fired for saying mean words. On average, women make more than you for doing bullshit jobs. Sex has been a job for women throughout history anyway. Soyciety has just convinced you that it's wrong because pedophiles want to depopulate the earth for their own personal gain.

Let me hammer the point home

Simp Loser: Let me give money to a woman who won't even give me a shred of anything because women are cute and precious!!! They only do this because they are pathetic enough to fear law enforcement.

Non-simp escortcel: I have internalized that women are not capable of love whatsoever so I will simply pay the minimum required, be smart enough to dodge law enforcement cucks who want to boost their numbers. Remember, women don't want to be company to you at all and escorting has severely diminishing returns.

It all comes down to the perception of money I suppose. If you're a NEET living at home with your mom I really don't sympathize with you at all. You can just get a job in labor and save up $1000 with little effort. If you're paying rent it's a bit harder but not inconceivable to save up a few hundred to get the experience over with.

REMEMBER - the hooker is paying rent or whatnot too... so your $300 or whatnot is really a drop in the bucket for the risk she is taking.

DON'T listen to hooker sob stories or take anything they say seriously. It's all an act and simply just a grift, like working at Home Depot or being a day trader (whatever that is)

But perhaps I am deluded and wrong. Tell me why
 
Based. I've been meaning to make a thread like this. And remember, if escortcels are fakecels, then non-escortcels are volcels.
 
Based. I've been meaning to make a thread like this. And remember, if escortcels are fakecels, then non-escortcels are volcels.
I sympathize with non escortcels who have precarious financial situations, but I question why and how can I help them?

Non escortcels who are that way based on principle I don't get at all....
 

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