Serious Guide for how to go ER in US (step by step)

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Just in case you need it



Im general emergency rooms are unpredictable, a guide is to expect the busiest time to be around 6 p.m. As you might guess, 3 a.m. to 9 a.m. is typically quieter, but remember, in the ER you cannot predict waiting time


When you walk into the waiting room, the first thing you will do is check in at the front desk. You will be asked to provide basic information, such as your name, address, date of birth and reason for the visit.

Waiting Area
If you are asked to wait in the waiting area, that means more critically ill patients are being treated ahead of you. Many emergency departments are crowded, especially with patients who need mission to the hospital.
Medical screening exam
Once in the treatment area, you will likely be seen by an emergency physician who will conduct a medical screening exam. The physician will ask you questions and examine you. If needed, he or she will order diagnostic tests, such as blood work, an Electrocardiogram (EKG), Xrays or CT scans, as well as coordinate consultations with other medical specialists. Once all the results are in, your treatment and course of care will be prescribed. Emergency physicians will mobilize the resources of a hospital to diagnose and treat your medical emergency. Tell the physician if you suffer from any adverse reactions.
 
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reported for gay
 
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would come in handy if you CHOke on your food
 
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LDARBuddah said:
Why so homophobic
not homophobic. It's a joke.
I (just like many others) use "gay" as an insult, or to show that something is inferior
nothing homophobic about it. Saying "reported for being homosexual" would be homophobic, just saying
gay has nothing to do with the homos, they stole it
 
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lifeisbullshit95 said:
Hey, thats good enough for me bucko
AnimalofPrey said:
would come in handy if you CHOke on your food
Quality comment ngl
 
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Thanks, I'll keep this in mind.
 
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this thread is bait and I fall for this. I'm retarded.
 
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Just take the ambulance. :feelshmm::feelsthink:
 
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I didn't get it.
 
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2340922 said:
I didn't get it.
Come under my wing young greycel, there is a world of magnificent things you need to learn :feelshmm:
 
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REAL GUIDE TO GO ER IN THE US:

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And don't forget
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LDARBuddah said:
Come under my wing young greycel, there is a world of magnificent things you need to learn :feelshmm:
*gets under your wing* thank you captaincel.
 
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Made me chuckle. Nicely done, OP.
 
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I could draft a real guide, but the people who are going to go on a rampage in the first place likely have the willpower to do their own research.
 
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Inb4 locked thread

Btw hi C @cucktears
 
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I was Eating Rice last night and CHOked. Thanks for the guide, it's AMazing now the ER staff can DePlete the choked food from me ALready
 
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jetfuelcel said:
I could draft a real guide, but the people who are going to go on a rampage in the first place likely have the willpower to do their own research.
Why don’t you make it a little easiER for us lazycels here :feelshmm:
 
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jetfuelcel said:
I could draft a real guide, but the people who are going to go on a rampage in the first place likely have the willpower to do their own research.
I remember talking with a kid on roblox clan and he actually drafted a school shooting plan on Google doc not joking. I'll find it when I have time. Not sure if it's there anymore tho
jetfuelcel said:
I could draft a real guide, but the people who are going to go on a rampage in the first place likely have the willpower to do their own research.
I remember talking with a kid on roblox clan and he actually drafted a school shooting plan on Google doc not joking. I'll find it when I have time. Not sure if it's there anymore tho
 
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Maybe your thread is working in baiting cucktears.
 
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OP is a gey faggit
 
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Hah I read the title and guessed the contents.