Will he rope, ascend, die of natural causes, etc. ?
Die of natural causes or starvation
Die of natural causes
He will ascend
He will be burnt alive by a howling mob of normies for looking at a elderly foids tits.
He'll buy a house one day.
Im saving up beer cans for it, \/
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Rope in a pile of feces.
Ascend
Die via rape
Arrested cause he's an evil inkwell.
go ET
Eaten by dogs, who will then fuck prime jb pussy.
Will end in him roping and I will cry for him because he's a good man
Convicted for being a filthy inkwell, sentenced to death by lethal soylent injection
Cancer
M
He will die naturally before his wife.
explode from landmine
I was hoping for death by sexbot or FBI raid. Such is life.
Death by licking my penis starting right now
Death by BBC
Leukemia
He will be sent to snap city while doing deadlift.
will die by a shot to the head from behind
without warning .
without warning .
Car crash, instant death
He'll go ER with his teeth (bite).
Then he'll take his jaw out to end it for himself
he will transform into butterfly and beat his wings which will cause the worst winds to ravish the planet as we know it. all human life will go extinct and he will transcend to the heavens and become the ultimate being. or just get old.
he will ascend but die right after
Die of unnatural causes.
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A virgin blonde loli Stacy will approach him and they will date platonically until AoC, then marry when she's 18 and live happily ever after and have lots of beautiful children.
rope
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die of cancer at 76
D
Died of ebola trying to ascend in Uganda
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car accident
ALS
Shot dead by the police for doing something big
Thug maxing and then going ER on his gang rivals
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heart attack
W
A drunk stacy will hit him with her car and get away with it.
ascending by getting raped by trannys
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Rope
Don't go ET.
Assuming he's not a manlet, then ascend.
Assuming he is normal manlet, then die of natural causes.
Assuming he is ultra-manlet, then suicide.
He will ascend and fuck lots of hot pussies and them dump them since he knows they are all lying faker ass bitches.
sleep
He will have roped by the time he finishes studyceling
Death by Avada Kedavra
Death by female lifting.
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