[GTFIH] I think I’ve lost my virginity without realizing it

[Octopusgun2]

I have gotten my rhinoplasty few days ago, all the nurses were femoids so they probably touched my face numerous times when i was knocked out.

>My skin is connected to my penis 
>Her skin is connected to her vagina
>Our skins touched 
>That means I basically had an orgie with a bunch of nurses

Sorry guys, i’m off to the SLAYER train. JFL @ not having an orgie with a bunch of nurses in front of the surgeon.

 

[Akarin]

it's gay because both of you have skin

 

[Martialartscel]

They had gloves on, it doesn't count. It's like having sex with a condom - you're fucking a pussy-shaped piece of latex and your virginity is intact.

 

[Richard spencer]

Lol that surgeon got cucked in his own office what a loser.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Maybe you lost your anal virginity when you were knocked out.

 

[Octopusgun2]

Maybe you lost your anal virginity when you were knocked out.

Would’ve been better.

 

[Jockcel]

>I live in the same town as a woman
You losers never learn

 

[Octopusgun2]

Have you seen what your nose looks like now or is it still bandaged?

Still ganged up

 

[Minjaze]

Oh yeah? Well I once looked at a girl! That's like, 3rd base, rite guys??

 

[whogivesafucc]

Oh yeah? Well I once looked at a girl! That's like, 3rd base, rite guys??

 

[hehe xd]

show results

i bet u dont look nearly as subhuman now with ONLY a receeded chin

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

They probably sucked your peepee.

 

[Dissapointment]

When I was 2 years old I needed surgery on my dick it was done by a female just lol if a female didnt touch your penis at 2 years old get on my level faggots

 

[theultimate341]

Oh yeah? Well I once looked at a girl! That's like, 3rd base, rite guys??

 

[Octopusgun2]

Still ganged up

When will you take off the bandage?

The doctor will. He told me to come back to his office after 5 days.

 

[TheVman]

But that means u've had sex with your dad and mom and brothers and sisters.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

 

[blackpill_incel]

Lol that surgeon got cucked in his own office what a loser.

S L A Y E R

 

[VLÖ]

cope, since I am in the same species as femoids I've had sex with literally every single femoid ever.

 

[Octopusgun2]

cope, since I am in the same species as femoids I've had sex with literally every single femoid ever.

>I breathe the same air as them

Get on my level. Fake slayer.

 

[blackpill_incel]

>I breathe the same air as them

Get on my level. Fake slayer.

Relax. You guys both have got it so easy :'(

I don't even exist on the same plane of existence as femoids

 

[SeifEsteem]

Fakecel slayer

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Get out fakecel.

 

[Octopusgun2]

Get out fakecel.

Hahaha, you jealous? Stay salty.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Get out fakecel.

Hahaha, you jealous? Stay salty.

reeeeeeeeeeee get off of my board you slayer

 

[MissingFaceDay]

This changes EVERYTHING.





I've been a Slayer this whole time. Time to leave this place

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

>I exist
>women exist
when will you cucks learn? cya cunts, I'm outta here, the good life for me

 

[cookinbreakfast]

Can't wait to hear about your progress. There will be more to come