News [GTFIH] BREAKING: JOE BIDEN ASSASSINATED

[BummerDrummerOG]

Thursday,

Joe Biden was killed today in a viscous sniper attack. At 10:25 AM, joe Biden was hit with a .50 cal and died on the spot. Secret service immediately arrested the perpetrator, a 26 year old man named John Kaiser.

John Kaiser is perceived to be a right wing agitator and terrorist, but the information is still developing as the crisis continues. The second in command, Kamala Harris, is going to take the presidency and will be inaugurated in a few hours.

Washington D.C has been put under martial law. The White House press secretary Jen Psaki, who was visibly shaken, said that “america has suffered a grave loss”.

multiple social media sites have had their infrastructure broken because of the flurry of texts and posts about it. Notable “broken sites” are Twitter and Facebook, who’s #joebidendead hashtag became posted so much it had to be deleted to stop the platform from crashing.

Spoiler: NSFW joe Biden’s corpse and the perpetrator

APRIL FOOOOOLS

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Brutal. Now it's truly over for americunts.

 

[Deleted member 32197]

Thursday,

Joe Biden was killed today in a viscous sniper attack. At 10:25 AM, joe Biden was hit with a .50 cal and died on the spot. Secret service immediately arrested the perpetrator, a 26 year old man named John Kaiser.

John Kaiser is perceived to be a right wing agitator and terrorist, but the information is still developing as the crisis continues. The second in command, Kamala Harris, is going to take the presidency and will be inaugurated in a few hours.

Washington D.C has been put under martial law. The White House press secretary Jen Psaki, who was visibly shaken, said that “america has suffered a grave loss”.

multiple social media sites have had their infrastructure broken because of the flurry of texts and posts about it. Notable “broken sites” are Twitter and Facebook, who’s #joebidendead hashtag became posted so much it had to be deleted to stop the platform from crashing.

Spoiler: NSFW joe Biden’s corpse and the perpetrator

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APRIL FOOOOOLS

I wish. That nigger poo in the loo Kamala Harris deserves to be rekt irl as well (in Donkey Kong Country). Imagine being a white liberal and willingly voting for your own demographic replacement via mexican mass immigration. Kek. Mark my words, Mrs. Nigger Street Shitter will be the president in a few years once Biden kicks the bucket. Thats their ((master plan)) after all

 

[Idotms]

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

i knew it.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I could see it coming miles away the moment I checked the username and date

 

[singleplayercel]

 

[Currycel25]

Joe is a ladder climber
The forces controlling him are the real problem

 

[TINMAN]

The second in command, Kamala Harris, is going to take the presidency and will be inaugurated in a few hours.

 

[The Abyss]

It would be nice ngl but then that cunt would take over so no.

 

[FlamingCel]

i knew it.

 

[erenyeager]

Brutal. Now it's truly over for americunts.

As if it never began for me. Now its negative never began.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

White Joe biden loves trannies and gays and israel

 

[BPJ]

knew it of course. still clicked anyway cuz i love BUMMERDRUMMER

 

[Reprobus]

I wish. That nigger poo in the loo Kamala Harris deserves to be rekt irl as well (in Donkey Kong Country). Imagine being a white liberal and willingly voting for your own demographic replacement via mexican mass immigration. Kek. Mark my words, Mrs. Nigger Street Shitter will be the president in a few years once Biden kicks the bucket. Thats their ((master plan)) after all

Wow to think you almost had me there good thing I remembered the date

 

[Deleted member 32197]

Wow to think you almost had me there good thing I remembered the date

hahahaha

 

[waste matter]

wish it was true

 

[Emba]

Who?

 

[Deleted member 33216]

White Joe biden loves trannies and gays and israel

Americans in general worship the ground Kikes walk on, it's not just this creepy old faggot.
Also, this post is an obvious larp. Lol

 

[Deleted member 29529]

knew it of course. still clicked anyway cuz i love BUMMERDRUMMER

 

[JestER]

Don't let your memes be dreams

 

[Izayacel]

just wish

so war start can finally occur

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

knew it of course. still clicked anyway cuz i love BUMMERDRUMMER

Ummm based? Based alert?

How are you luminary. I’ve never seen you before in my life.