Gaming GTA 6 Woke Campaign

[Govid_Dorious]

So far we know that:
> 2 playable characters, a Bonnie & Clyde like couple, a female spic and a male whitey
> the main villain is a white supremacist militia

So with this information, lets make some bets of what will be the missions of the campaign and when the game comes out some of you confirm it so we have a laugh

I will start

• Kidnap a microcelebrity incel and have sex with your chad boyfriend in front of him
• Protest for women rights then kill the bigots counter-protesting
• Spank the misogynist
• Save your black friend from being abused by her boyfriend
• Go ER with a truck on a white supremacist manifestation
• Burn US and Confederate flags and replace it with LGBT ones
• Paint walls around Vice City with empowering quotes
• Take pictures of a conservative politician doing some fucked up thing and send it to your black queer journalist friend
• Explode border walls to let spic immigrants in

...

 

[iamsubhuman]

rockstar fell off fr

 

[NoBBCcel]

JFL I'M glad I stopped playing that shit on ps3

 

[Linesnap99]

this time i am not starting any mission, i am gonna take a car and go for a long anus drive.

 

[Linesnap99]

JFL I'M glad I stopped playing that shit on ps3

you missed some great gaming experience

 

[Linesnap99]

rockstar fell off fr

they had to, its a for profit corporation.

 

[NoBBCcel]

you missed some great gaming experience

Really? 4 was decent was 5 actually good? I played online a couple times and it was full of little kids. Plus they seem to be milking the shit out of that game, it's been through 3 consoles.

 

[Linesnap99]

Really? 4 was decent was 5 actually good? I played online a couple times and it was full of little kids. Plus they seem to be milking the shit out of that game, it's been through 3 consoles.

there was some good stuff like funny dialogues and family dramas. the physix was improved.

 

[Linesnap99]

Plus they seem to be milking the shit out of that game, it's been through 3 consoles.

thats the money making strategy made in a closed room by men in suits.

 

[Wolnir]

I just hope that it lets you kill feminists like you could in rdr2


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7RicfseRU

 

[weaselbomber]

there was some good stuff like funny dialogues and family dramas. the physix was improved.

Physics in 5 were not improved, ragdolling in 4 was fun as shit, they removed that in 5
Anyways just give up on AAA dogshit, they will always virtue signal like this

 

[Linesnap99]

I just hope that it lets you kill feminists like you could in rdr2

5star you would be shot by concealed carry civilians.

 

[Mango]

Some ideas:

- Donald Trump and Mar-A-Lago parody appear in game, you must break into the grounds and steal documents for the IAA and FIB. You must also kidnap him so he can be put in prison

- Help Lucia's family hide from immigration authorities, you must also send a portion of every heist take to them

- Incel tries to shoot up a university, you must stop and torture him like Trevor did to Mr K

- Ron DeSantis parody appears in game, you must sabotage his presidential campaign by destroying ballots voting for him and impeach him from the governor's office.

- Lost MC is replaced by some redneck gang that supports the Trump parody and conspiracy theories (might actually be true if you saw that Jay Norris video in the leaks) Merryweather is replaced by some right-wing militia group, serves as the elite enemy faction

- Vice City BLM mission - burn and loot as many homes and businesses as you can, primarily in the yt pipo neighboorhoods and tourist hotspots. This also could be heist and you give a take to them

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Some ideas:

- Donald Trump and Mar-A-Lago parody appear in game, you must break into the grounds and steal documents for the IAA and FIB. You must also kidnap him so he can be put in prison

- Help Lucia's family hide from immigration authorities, you must also send a portion of every heist take to them

- Incel tries to shoot up a university, you must stop and torture him like Trevor did to Mr K

- Ron DeSantis parody appears in game, you must sabotage his presidential campaign by destroying ballots voting for him and impeach him from the governor's office.

- Lost MC is replaced by some redneck gang that supports the Trump parody and conspiracy theories (might actually be true if you saw that Jay Norris video in the leaks) Merryweather is replaced by some right-wing militia group, serves as the elite enemy faction

- Vice City BLM mission - burn and loot as many homes and businesses as you can, primarily in the yt pipo neighboorhoods and tourist hotspots. This also could be heist and you give a take to them

nice takes

 

[Mango]

Protest for women rights then kill the bigots counter-protesting

actually kind of happened with rdr2 lol


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Si2QDpMZP8&ab_channel=Shirrako

 

[FastBlast]

The only good thing about having a female protagonist is getting to objectify and sexualize her. I bet someone will make a sex mod when the game releases for PC

 

[based_meme]

So far we know that:
> 2 playable characters, a Bonnie & Clyde like couple, a female spic and a male whitey
> the main villain is a white supremacist militia

So with this information, lets make some bets of what will be the missions of the campaign and when the game comes out some of you confirm it so we have a laugh

I will start

• Kidnap a microcelebrity incel and have sex with your chad boyfriend in front of him
• Protest for women rights then kill the bigots counter-protesting
• Spank the misogynist
• Save your black friend from being abused by her boyfriend
• Go ER with a truck on a white supremacist manifestation
• Burn US and Confederate flags and replace it with LGBT ones
• Paint walls around Vice City with empowering quotes
• Take pictures of a conservative politician doing some fucked up thing and send it to your black queer journalist friend
• Explode border walls to let spic immigrants in

...

Nostradamuscel.

 

[Celius]

rockstar fell off fr

 

[Lone-Star]

rockstar fell off fr

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

TLR Millenial writing

 

[Govid_Dorious]

TLR Millenial writing

these games were always left-wing, because the left is the system, i just couldn't see it...

 

[Govid_Dorious]

even GTA V is left-wing, the liberals they joke about are economical liberals i think, not leftie liberals...well, at least there were jokes on trannies, but rockstar removed it

 

[over4men]

The only good thing about having a female protagonist is getting to objectify and sexualize her. I bet someone will make a sex mod when the game releases for PC

her main ability will be to claim rape and have npcs arrested