LifeFuel great idea for escortcels to improve society

[Sheogorath]

Escortcels if you have an escort who you plan to drop (don't care if you fuck her again) please pay to fuck her one last time but drink lots of water beforehand and then while you are inside her with your erect penis, instead of thrusting and cumming, just pee inside her vagina or anus or mouth.

That would be hilarious.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

that would be really funny tbh

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Escortcels if you have an escort who you plan to drop (don't care if you fuck her again) please pay to fuck her one last time but drink lots of water beforehand and then while you are inside her with your erect penis, instead of thrusting and cumming, just pee inside her vagina or anus or mouth.

That would be hilarious.

I saw a hentai like that once.

 

[Sheogorath]

I saw a hentai like that once.

I got the idea from a manga where a guy mind controls girls into thinking he hates sex so they have sex with him to bully him and then he pees inside her after anal sex.

Also you can do this with a condom on, in which case the condom would inflate with your pee until it popped off and you left a pee balloon in her pooper. That would be even more glorious.

 

[Deleted member 26884]

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I got the idea from a manga where a guy mind controls girls into thinking he hates sex so they have sex with him to bully him and then he pees inside her after anal sex.

Wonder if the hentai I saw was an adaption to that manga. Been a while so I can't remember the name now.

Also you can do this with a condom on, in which case the condom would inflate with your pee until it popped off and you left a pee balloon in her pooper. That would be even more glorious.

That would be one of the most hilarious things possible. Just the thought of the whole situation and imagining her reaction just got me probably disturbing the neighbors.
Fuck them though, lol.

 

[Sheogorath]

per https://www.health.com/condition/digestive-health/smelly-urine-causes

you should also be drinking coffee and eating asparagus, Brussels sprouts, onions, garlic, curry and salmon

 

[goydivision]

tbh this would be hilarious but irl her pimp would probably knock the teeth out of you, a skinny armlet shortfag.

 

[Justice Bao]

which hooker lets you fuck without a condom?

 

[grondilu]

Dude can you pee while being hard ? I can't.

 

[Angry_runt]

1. I can't piss while erect.

2. You'd have to be fucking her without a condom.

3. Her pimp will fuck you up.

4. Don't call your idea a great idea. That's for others to decide.

 

[Unhappy-Man]

I mean you will probably just be pissing into a condom, never tried that before so don't know how that would go

 

[TruestBlackCel]

Based and redpilled.

 

[InvisibleWizard]

Just piss into a condom theory.

 

[Sheogorath]

Dude can you pee while being hard ? I can't.

Yes of course I can, haven't you ever woken up with a boner and had to pee right away?

It just makes it really hard to aim at the toilet because if you point the boner downward it feels awkward and I think restricts urine flow.

The trick is not to push your dick down but rather to tilt your pelvis forward, like this:

Unlike this though you don't need to let your pelvis drift backward to keep your balance.

Just let yourself fall forward and support yourself with one arm on the wall behind the toilet while the other hand is used to aim.

1-armed guys who need to piss with a boner are fucked, sorry.

1. I can't piss while erect.

try harder

 

[Deleted member 21324]

1. I can't piss while erect.

2. You'd have to be fucking her without a condom.

3. Her pimp will fuck you up.