Theory Graycel phenotypes explained

[StefiBeaLipton]

Hello fellow inkies, I would like to hereby welcome you to today's lesson.
My name is doctor ȘtefiBeaLiptonberg and I will be explaining all the different phenotypes of Grays.


1. Kiddiecel
–Not any older than 16, thinks that it's literally over because he doesn't have a girlfriend yet
–Will vanish from the forum in a few months after he finds teenage love

2. Ethniccel
–Barely speaks any english or knows how to communicate with the others
–High chance of being a mudman LARPing as a nazi

3. Pseudointellectual
–Debuts with paragraph long posts where he covers the most cookie-cutter water takes but tries presenting it as his own
–Copies oldfags and talks shit to everyone
–Eventually gives in and starts spamming in the sewers to get his post count up and feel superior

4. Depressedcel
–Only made an account as the last resort
–Will make 12 posts in total and announce he'll rope after being on the forum for a week

5. Lurker
–Characterized by their broken hymen
–Probably just another fucking foid who likes stalking people's profiles

 

[cafepeanuts]

what about incels like me
i just turned 20 and i like to browse and post on here every once in a while because im a kissless incel but if i ruminate on it too long i start to feel insane and i spiral so i distract myself with retarded autistic hobbies
guess i fit in lurker

 

[StefiBeaLipton]

what about incels like me
i just turned 20 and i like to browse and post on here every once in a while because im a kissless incel but if i ruminate on it too long i start to feel insane and i spiral so i distract myself with retarded autistic hobbies
guess i fit in lurker

Dogcel

 

[echidnacel]

–Eventually gives in and starts spamming in the sewers to get his post count up and feel superior

I do this

 

[Fevet]

5. Lurker

@Truest truecel

 

[Animecel2D]

@Truest truecel

THE lurker

 

[cafepeanuts]

Dogcel

yea ngl to fellow cels who have the capability to do it and want to do it should get a heckin pupperino ( a good breed though, like an australian shepherd or german shepherd and not a chihuahua )

 

[Grodd]

4 is extremely common

 

[DutchCel01]

Fuck im 3

 

[DutchCel01]

Fuck im 3

Its hee hover

 

[St.Greypiller]

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Hello fellow inkies, I would like to hereby welcome you to today's lesson.
My name is doctor ȘtefiBeaLiptonberg and I will be explaining all the different phenotypes of Grays.


1. Kiddiecel
–Not any older than 16, thinks that it's literally over because he doesn't have a girlfriend yet
–Will vanish from the forum in a few months after he finds teenage love

2. Ethniccel
–Barely speaks any english or knows how to communicate with the others
–High chance of being a mudman LARPing as a nazi

3. Pseudointellectual
–Debuts with paragraph long posts where he covers the most cookie-cutter water takes but tries presenting it as his own
–Copies oldfags and talks shit to everyone
–Eventually gives in and starts spamming in the sewers to get his post count up and feel superior

4. Depressedcel
–Only made an account as the last resort
–Will make 12 posts in total and announce he'll rope after being on the forum for a week

5. Lurker
–Characterized by their broken hymen
–Probably just another fucking foid who likes stalking people's profiles

I Think im probably 3