When people say "Fortnite" is a normie game, they don't realize just how right they are. There's something about that game that makes it so that normies are especially good at it, perhaps because it is essentially a game about cutthroat animal competition over a scarce resource, which normies have to be good at to partake in the sexual marketplace. Anyway, I was over at my crush's (my social worker is my crush and I had my mandatory session) when she told me to try out this new game Fortnite on her iPad cause I like videogames. I rolled my eyes and said whatever, but embarrassingly I got eliminated within the first minute of the match during the first wave of competition over weapons. She was like "Awww... it's alright," but then this guy she's been having over lately gave it a try and he fucking won an entire game, meaning he out-competed the 99 other people even though it was his first time playing the game. I was speechless, I've never felt so worthless in my life. Then my crush gave him a kiss as a reward but they started full on making out in front of me. I fucking left that place in tears and my crush thinks it's because I lost in Fortnite.
