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NSFW Got my ass grabbed

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by a normie looking priest in a church that I was randomly visiting today.

He then came back to me willingly to apologize sincerely about it (that's when I realized what happened because I didn't even felt it on the moment).

As an incel, what are my options at this point ? :feelsbadman:
 
Seriously? Wtf is wrong with the priesthood man, they only became priests because they were incel to begin with.
 
Report him?
I know that life in congregation can be sexually frustrating and really boring. If that was enough to make his day as a represssed homosexual, good for him then. Again I felt absolutely nothing. I don't really care, and I don't share the "life philosophy" of some foids who scream "RAAAPE" after having opened their legs willingly to some rich producer.
 
Seriously? Wtf is wrong with the priesthood man, they only became priests because they were incel to begin with.
When you're forced to be Celibate this causes a lot of problems in men, and leads to sexual deviancy, speaking of sexual deviancy, the fact that they allow homosexuals into the Catholic church is also a BIG factor into why there's so many weird things going on.

Mainstream Christianity is cucked and honestly Satanic at this point. The only thing that isn't are small fringe protestant groups, that generally practice in secrecy.
 
Volcel if you don't let him cream your ass tbh ngl ngl
 
Damn, it's over.
 
Went to some Cathedral here to look around. Some retarded cripple female walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look sad! Is that true?"
 
When you're forced to be Celibate this causes a lot of problems in men, and leads to sexual deviancy, speaking of sexual deviancy, the fact that they allow homosexuals into the Catholic church is also a BIG factor into why there's so many weird things going on.

Mainstream Christianity is cucked and honestly Satanic at this point. The only thing that isn't are small fringe protestant groups, that generally practice in secrecy.
Come on man, those priests aren’t paedos because they’re gay. It’s because they’re sexually repressed.
 
Come on man, those priests aren’t paedos because they’re gay. It’s because they’re sexually repressed.

Yeah, it's a bit like with us incels developing all these weird fetishes.
 
Come on man, those priests aren’t paedos because they’re gay. It’s because they’re sexually repressed.
I agree tbh.
Yeah, it's a bit like with us incels developing all these weird fetishes.
tbh.

I mean, what can I even say about a priest touching my back if I have zeta fetisches from outer space that are more fucked up than anything than what was initially thought to be condemnable by Christians when they invented the concept of hell ?:lul::lul::lul:
 
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Come on man, those priests aren’t paedos because they’re gay. It’s because they’re sexually repressed.
Want to talk about the statistics on Homosexuality correlated with molestation cases? Sure not all pedophillic molestors are homosexual, but there does seem to be an oddly disproportionate amount of them who are. It's just a numbers game, and the numbers are not in their favor. When your kid is around a homosexual, especially if they're a young boy, the odds of that kid getting molested have just increased over that of a straight male left alone with a little girl.
 
Want to talk about the statistics on Homosexuality correlated with molestation cases? Sure not all pedophillic molestors are homosexual, but there does seem to be an oddly disproportionate amount of them who are. It's just a numbers game, and the numbers are not in their favor. When your kid is around a homosexual, especially if they're a young boy, the odds of that kid getting molested have just increased over that of a straight male left alone with a little girl.
The statistics are somewhat misleading actually, mainly because men are far more likely to be put in a situation where they are preciding over young boys, and men tend to have higher levels of sexual deviancy than women for obvious reasons, libido being one of them.

As you stated; paedophiles that are attracted to young boys are more likely to have slept with men in their lives and be considered gay. The reason there is a spike in the statistics of molestation for these ‘gay paedophiles’, is not because gays are more likely to commit paedophilia, it is because men are more likely to be in custodial positions over young boys, so that is naturally the type of paedophilia that is most common. Young girls in the church are often raised by nuns rather than monks, so they are less likely to come into contact with paedophiles who have sexual affinity for them, thus there are less recorded cases.
 
The statistics are somewhat misleading actually, mainly because men are far more likely to be put in a situation where they are preciding over young boys, and men tend to have higher levels of sexual deviancy than women for obvious reasons, libido being one of them.

As you stated; paedophiles that are attracted to young boys are more likely to have slept with men in their lives and be considered gay. The reason there is a spike in the statistics of molestation for these ‘gay paedophiles’, is not because gays are more likely to commit paedophilia, it is because men are more likely to be in custodial positions over young boys, so that is naturally the type of paedophilia that is most common. Young girls in the church are often raised by nuns rather than monks, so they are less likely to come into contact with paedophiles who have sexual affinity for them, thus there are less recorded cases.
I also wonder if being homosexual makes you more open to sexual taboos anyway. A lot of people hate gays so they're probably used to getting hated on for their sexual preferences. A straight pedo might avoid it more because they don't want to get hated on but a gay pedo is already hated because of his gayness.
 
I also wonder if being homosexual makes you more open to sexual taboos anyway. A lot of people hate gays so they're probably used to getting hated on for their sexual preferences. A straight pedo might avoid it more because they don't want to get hated on but a gay pedo is already hated because of his gayness.
There may be an element of that also. I find the phenomenon of anti-gay pastors being the most likely to be privately engaging in homosexual affairs to be hilarious too.
 
should have grabbed the bible from him and smashed his head
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How young are you?
 
A know a guy that had this happened to him once now he avoids churches altogether
 
Ya report him to police before he rapes someone.
So he was like "Excuse me, I know you didn't feel anything but I touched your booty"?
Seems strange.
 
youngcels, when will they learn
 
volcel if you wouldn´t blow off a priest tbh tbh
 
Reported for bragging

Jk but damn OP congrats on ascension
 

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