Cobalt1257
Ready or not, I'm the illegitimate son of God!
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So I'm currently on a cruise and it's been hell. Normalfags everywhere and like 4,000 people are packed into this tiny ass boat.
Anyway today I ate dinner and was feeling a little tired so I decided to get some coffee. So I was walking over to the little coffee station when I unfortunately had to pass by a group of girls my age. Usually I just avoid looking at them and avoid them the best I can but I fucked up this time. I ended up accidentally putting my eyes on this one blonde whore and immediately looked away as soon as I realized my mistake. The whole group started pointing and laughing at me and I had to purse my lips (awkward white people smile) and keep my eyes on the floor while I was pouring the half & half in. I walked away as fast as I fucking could and almost ended up spilling my hot ass coffee but luckily I made it back to my table alright. Ended up sitting there staring at the table just trying to comprehend how badly I fucked up. Now I'm back in my cabin worrying that they're going to report my ass and get me and my family kicked off the boat. If thay happens I'm probably gonna rope. Today was already pretty bad but this was the cherry on top of the shit sundae. I wanna die bros...
Anyway today I ate dinner and was feeling a little tired so I decided to get some coffee. So I was walking over to the little coffee station when I unfortunately had to pass by a group of girls my age. Usually I just avoid looking at them and avoid them the best I can but I fucked up this time. I ended up accidentally putting my eyes on this one blonde whore and immediately looked away as soon as I realized my mistake. The whole group started pointing and laughing at me and I had to purse my lips (awkward white people smile) and keep my eyes on the floor while I was pouring the half & half in. I walked away as fast as I fucking could and almost ended up spilling my hot ass coffee but luckily I made it back to my table alright. Ended up sitting there staring at the table just trying to comprehend how badly I fucked up. Now I'm back in my cabin worrying that they're going to report my ass and get me and my family kicked off the boat. If thay happens I'm probably gonna rope. Today was already pretty bad but this was the cherry on top of the shit sundae. I wanna die bros...
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