i was minding my own business, getting some cigarettes and when i came out of the tescos, this eastern european cumskin comes up to me and asks me for the time, i pull my phone out and he instantly grabs it. in a pure moment of adrenaline, i jumped on him; like physically jump on him. he was my height, skinny build and wearing a heavy puffer coat; i also just spend a thousand sterling on this phone a month ago so i really did not want to lose it to some brummie hood cumskin from a commie nation. he throws the phone to the side and as i try to look for it, he ducks and tries to bolt, however i was hanging on to the hood of his giant puffer coat with my left hand. so he straggles a bit, i scream at him and kick him in the nuts. as he's struggling in a crouched position, i pick up my phone and walk away. i have never felt this happy in a long time.
