RageFuel Got catfished by an escort

[Ticcel]

I was riddled with anxiety during the entire process of settting the appointment and then meeting her only to end up greeting a 2/10 landwhale at the door. Said that I forgot the cash in my car and got the fuck out of there because I’m pretty sure her pimp was in her bathroom. I expected a hot Latina with an hour glass figure tbh. I can’t even escortmaxx. I never thought I would have resorted to escortmaxxing but every man’s got his limit I guess.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Better luck next time.

 

[Lynne]

Are you escortceling in Murica? I wouldn't have been able to do it with a landware either. I'm gonna eventually escortcel in thailand.

 

[Ticcel]

Are you escortceling in Murica? I wouldn't have been able to do it with a landware either. I'm gonna eventually escortcel in thailand.

Yeah I live murica. I was thinking about maybe going to a brothel in Nevada but the rates are pretty expensive based off of the research I’ve done. Why would you escortcel in Thailand? Wouldn’t it be cheaper in the states? If legality is a problem you could always go to Nevada.

 

[Lynne]

Yeah I live murica. I was thinking about maybe going to a brothel in Nevada but the rates are pretty expensive based off of the research I’ve done. Why would you escortcel in Thailand? Wouldn’t it be cheaper in the states? If legality is a problem you could always go to Nevada.

I was looking at escort sites here in Murica. Foids charge outrageous prices like $200 to $300 dollars an hour for a decent looking chick. The price is probably due to it being illegal (except Nevada) and most american women being fat and repulsive. I might as well just head over to thailand. I have a preference for asians too.

 

[Zielony4]

As least you didn't pay beforehand. Right?

 

[Ticcel]

I was looking at escort sites here in Murica. Foids charge outrageous prices like $200 to $300 dollars an hour for a decent looking chick. The price is probably due to it being illegal (except Nevada) and most american women being fat and repulsive. I might as well just head over to thailand. I have a preference for asians too.

I would stay as long as possible to get the most out of your trip tbh.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

As least you didn't pay beforehand. Right?

Also you could've had sex with the landwhale. 2/10 is better than 0/10

 

[Ticcel]

As least you didn't pay beforehand. Right?

Yeah. I’m just happy I didn’t get robbed or caught in a sting operation tbh.

Also you could've had sex with the landwhale. 2/10 is better than 0/10

If it was free then maybe. For $150 I expected more.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

If I ever escortmaxx, I’m finding one good independent escort and I’ll keep going back to her. I know guys that go to different ones every time and it’s only a matter of time until they get robbed by a pimp or caught in a sting operation.

 

[Zielony4]

Yeah. I’m just happy I didn’t get robbed or caught in a sting operation tbh.


If it was free then maybe. For $150 I expected more.

You dodged a massive bullet. Or a pimp fist.

 

[Mainländer]

It's over when there are no open brothels at your location.

Those type of encounters are almost always scammed in some way. When I want to fuck an escort I go to a place where I can walk and see them and then choose one, no strings attached.

 

[Inceldo]

Scarfuel right there

 

[Lynne]

>$150
That kind of price would get you easily a 7+/10 in Thailand or South America, not a landwale. Escorts in the states is a scam. Just buy an onahole instead.

 

[Brahcel]

just go to a ghetto strip club and pay one of those whores. Easy you kids

 

[Michael15651]

At least you didn't settle

 

[Remyx]

Dodged a bullet

 

[KingOfRome]

I was catfished by escorts a few times. The girls themselves weren't *that* bad-looking.

 

[The End]

Fuck toots who do this. They're all over fuckbuddy websites and even Tinder now.

Stab stab stab

 

[acnescarcel]

damn i was thinking of trying an escort if this happened it would be horrible. what if all of them are catfish? i would have no trouble telling them to fuck off though. maybe if they were charging like 50 bucks id do it, but 200? fuck that. hot girl or nothing.