Celasius
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Soooooooo…… this just happened.
My very extended family (my mother’s second cousins), who I’ve had no contact with prior to this moment in my life and who apparently had COVID BY THE WAY, dropped by unannounced all the way from a fucking western country in the middle of the day, and so naturally, my first instinct was to panic because I was like oh shit, it’s probably the glowies, it’s over, but my mom knew them, so I was in the clear, or so I thought.
5 minutes after our first chitchat, this 6’4” fat fuck looks at me, and completely, out of FUCKING nowhere, unsarcastically says something between these lines:
So, Celasius, what’s up with the nose? Why did it have to be so big? And did you have to not shave those you patchy beards of yours? It reminds me of [insert a super stereotypical group of middle-eastern people who are well-known for being ugly] honestly.
I responded, politely:
I’m not the best-looking guy there is and had it not been for you unexpectedly visiting us, I’d have made an effort to my looks and might just have shaved my facial hair too.
And then they laughed it off.
I didn’t speak a single word afterwards.
Jesus fuck man. What would I have to give for people to stop commenting on it? Holy shit dude, like HOLY FUCK. What the fuck do you want of me??? I’ve cut every single connection with every human being I’ve known outside of my immediate family and yet, these fucking people come out of nowhere and just keep pulling me back into that hell I try to escape everyday. I swear to fucking God, I’m manically typing this out and am contemplating some VERY disturbing thoughts and I feel like exploding.
At this point, no matter how hard I try to avoid them, they’ll do their best to somehow find another way to humiliate me. Why can’t they just leave me alone?
Why can’t you just leave me alone????
My very extended family (my mother’s second cousins), who I’ve had no contact with prior to this moment in my life and who apparently had COVID BY THE WAY, dropped by unannounced all the way from a fucking western country in the middle of the day, and so naturally, my first instinct was to panic because I was like oh shit, it’s probably the glowies, it’s over, but my mom knew them, so I was in the clear, or so I thought.
5 minutes after our first chitchat, this 6’4” fat fuck looks at me, and completely, out of FUCKING nowhere, unsarcastically says something between these lines:
So, Celasius, what’s up with the nose? Why did it have to be so big? And did you have to not shave those you patchy beards of yours? It reminds me of [insert a super stereotypical group of middle-eastern people who are well-known for being ugly] honestly.
I responded, politely:
I’m not the best-looking guy there is and had it not been for you unexpectedly visiting us, I’d have made an effort to my looks and might just have shaved my facial hair too.
And then they laughed it off.
I didn’t speak a single word afterwards.
Jesus fuck man. What would I have to give for people to stop commenting on it? Holy shit dude, like HOLY FUCK. What the fuck do you want of me??? I’ve cut every single connection with every human being I’ve known outside of my immediate family and yet, these fucking people come out of nowhere and just keep pulling me back into that hell I try to escape everyday. I swear to fucking God, I’m manically typing this out and am contemplating some VERY disturbing thoughts and I feel like exploding.
At this point, no matter how hard I try to avoid them, they’ll do their best to somehow find another way to humiliate me. Why can’t they just leave me alone?
Why can’t you just leave me alone????





