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RageFuel Got a new temporary roommate, absolute RageFuel

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I realised that I never told my living situation on this forum, I live with a toilet, she's a Noodlewhore and I unironically called her "Noodle" before I even heard of the Blackpill, this is because her name in Dutch sounds identical to the word for noodles. Anyhow, while we're roommates we rarely interact with each other, she's a 4'11 Asian tomboy and would basically be my dream girl... If she wasn't disgusted by the idea of being with me, she even makes faces of disgust if I get to close to her or try to interact with her casually. We do talk sometimes but she doesn't seem to enjoy my company and we only live together to split the rent.

She dresses like a typical tomboy, she has very masculine clothes like sweaters and sweatpants and despite her 4'11 stature I've never seen her wear high heels, she never wears make-up, while writing this she's even complaining about all the cosmetics I have saying "you have more cosmetics than a woman" (toilet). :feelswhat: She is a femcel (so obviously a volcel) and in her words she "isn't attracted to any man and won't ever have sex for the rest of her life", I did catch her watch the porn series "Blacked" and in her history she seems to have watched it several times before. Despite this the few times I forced myself to be drunk to get the courage to ask her for sex she angrily rejected me saying how she was disgusted by me.

Anyhow, she has a best friend who is an absolute roastie. She's also a Noodlewhore and unlike her friend she is an absolute slut and sleeps around with a lot of White men. Her best friend used to live in Paris but after living in France for like 8 years or so she is forced to move back to Hanoi but in the mean time is staying for an indefinite time in my apartment.

I really, really don't like my roommate's friend. She is a lot more feminine than Noodle, she wears high heels (despite naturally being 5 foot tall, so height-moggjng Noodle), she always wears thongs (string underwear), usually she wears dresses or skirts, she wears earrings, Etc. Despite being the only engineer in a family of medical doctors (both her sister and parents are all practicing doctors) she is quite feminine and open about her sexuality... Which is an absolute hell to hear as an incel.

She constantly makes sexual noises around the house and deliberately takes a very sexual tone when talking to irritate people, when exercising she will count in Vietnamese as if she's having an orgasm, she once told me about the sex toys she used. :feelswhat: I really don't like this bitch, she would randomly show me her middle finger without provocation and she constantly brags about all the White Chad's she had sex with and even discussed her sex life publicly without shame. :feelswhat:

Living with her is like being a starving man who gets to live with a morbidly obese person who constantly laughs at your hunger.

By the way, having a female roommate sounds like an amazing way to finally ascend... Until you realise that you're a Sub-5 and no toilet can ever love you.

On paper she's my dream toilet, she is an Asian tomboy with a sizeable ass, she farts around quite a bit (sometimes I've heard her fart while she's urinating), she has a very low body count and she lost her virginity during her late 20's to a White guy (with a huge dick). So, she's not a slut, she never invites men over to sleep around with, she even constantly reads romance novels and clearly wants to be in a relationship with a man who would love her like the men from those stories... Unfortunately, she has made it clear numerous times that she would never ever have sex with me and that she wouldn't want to be in a relationship with me either.

She apparently also has a lot of sexual dysfunctions, several years ago before she got an autoimmune disorder she sometimes drank alcohol but she gets drunk after like a small sip and she told me that she has vaginitis and suffered from a vaginose. She said that her gynecologist was so disgusted when she saw her vagina that she felt ashamed to be so disgusting. Also she stinks out of her mouth and she voluntarily chooses to be a Femcel because she thinks that no man can truly love her. She also confessed that when she was younger that she used to masturbate basically every other day but that she often didn't orgasm and just gave up or would stop masturbating if she farted. I honestly still masturbate to the stories she told me, which makes it even more brutal that she'll never let me have sex with her. :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels: Needless to say that she's my Onenitis... But I'm realistic enough that I know that I'll never get her.

I don't like to bring her up because for the past few years I keep having a recurring dream of me strugglesnuggling her. Imagine being an incel living with a femcel and knowing that she is basically everything you've ever desired in a female... But she rejects you every day using her dismissive body language and faces of disgust. She is pure SuicideFuel.

Her best friend is so bad to have around, I started writing this post because I heard her in the other room exercising and making random sex sounds just to be taunting. I'd be lying if I'd say that I didn't find her sounds arousing or that I don't stare at her ass and the outline of her thong whenever I get the chance, I do. Despite her having the ugliest face I've EVER seen on an Asian toilet. On her FB wall she publicly writes about her "beautiful asshole" and "magic pussy".

I don't know which one is worse to live around, basically my dream toilet but she hates the idea of me touching her or a feminine slut who constantly sexualises herself taunting my inceldom.

If this continues I'll end up in the newspaper for strugglesnuggling one of them. :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

Either I'm forced to masturbate like 5 times a day or I will be convicted of strugglesnuggle. Thankfully a friend invited me to go clubbing with her in Amsterdam tomorrow, but I can't go out every night, I don't want to strugglesnuggle anyone, I just want to ascend, but the Hunger is getting worse and worse.

Also, they are living proof of female romantic failures, the slut one spent her entire 20's and 30's riding the cock carousel and having lots of orgies in Paris and now she's forced to move back in with her parents at age 40. Millennial boomerang kids are funny as fuck, but it's kind of sad that a 40 year old cat lady whose cat just died has to move in back with her parents. She also had an insane relationship with her cat, she described him as her "son" but constantly said sexual things about him, kind of makes me glad that she never became a mother and that it's too late for her now. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Read every word. Tantalising stuff.

I did catch her watch the porn series "Blacked" and in her history she seems to have watched it several times before. Despite this the few times I forced myself to be drunk to get the courage to ask her for sex she angrily rejected me saying how she was disgusted by me.
:lul:
Imagine being an incel living with a femcel and knowing that she is basically everything you've ever desired in a female
I will never have to experience such pain. Luckily for me, I will never share a room/accommodation with another soul willingly.
 
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What’s a tomboy? You’re Chinese and so is she?
 
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Extremely brutal. I don't know how you can live like this. It's like a suicidal man who has a loaded gun on him all the times.
 
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Such a weird story
 
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I believe that he is black, but also mixed with another ethnicity.

Very much so. His experience is very strange, to say the least.
I see. Thanks bro.

And yes.
 
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Didn't read the whole thing but just the idea of having a foid roommate who's disgusted by you must be suifuel af
Maybe thERe's a way to make them stfu (in minecraft)
 
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Saving this shit for later.

Already know it's gonna know me out.
 
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Install a spycam to spy on herin gta5
 
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Insert meanwhile her looksmatch is rotting in a grave
 
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The roommates girl friend sounds annoying. You're lucky the tomboy isn't a romantic bringing a bf to your apartment; that would be suifuel for you :feelsrope::feelsrope:.
 
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chooses to be a Femcel
Femcel = non-Stacy who is gigachad-only.

Vaginismus doesn't exist when gigachad grabs her from behind to use her as a fleshlight for a brutal pound-the-meat session.
 
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I realised that I never told my living situation on this forum, I live with a toilet, she's a Noodlewhore and I unironically called her "Noodle" before I even heard of the Blackpill, this is because her name in Dutch sounds identical to the word for noodles. Anyhow, while we're roommates we rarely interact with each other, she's a 4'11 Asian tomboy and would basically be my dream girl... If she wasn't disgusted by the idea of being with me, she even makes faces of disgust if I get to close to her or try to interact with her casually. We do talk sometimes but she doesn't seem to enjoy my company and we only live together to split the rent.

She dresses like a typical tomboy, she has very masculine clothes like sweaters and sweatpants and despite her 4'11 stature I've never seen her wear high heels, she never wears make-up, while writing this she's even complaining about all the cosmetics I have saying "you have more cosmetics than a woman" (toilet). :feelswhat: She is a femcel (so obviously a volcel) and in her words she "isn't attracted to any man and won't ever have sex for the rest of her life", I did catch her watch the porn series "Blacked" and in her history she seems to have watched it several times before. Despite this the few times I forced myself to be drunk to get the courage to ask her for sex she angrily rejected me saying how she was disgusted by me.

Anyhow, she has a best friend who is an absolute roastie. She's also a Noodlewhore and unlike her friend she is an absolute slut and sleeps around with a lot of White men. Her best friend used to live in Paris but after living in France for like 8 years or so she is forced to move back to Hanoi but in the mean time is staying for an indefinite time in my apartment.

I really, really don't like my roommate's friend. She is a lot more feminine than Noodle, she wears high heels (despite naturally being 5 foot tall, so height-moggjng Noodle), she always wears thongs (string underwear), usually she wears dresses or skirts, she wears earrings, Etc. Despite being the only engineer in a family of medical doctors (both her sister and parents are all practicing doctors) she is quite feminine and open about her sexuality... Which is an absolute hell to hear as an incel.

She constantly makes sexual noises around the house and deliberately takes a very sexual tone when talking to irritate people, when exercising she will count in Vietnamese as if she's having an orgasm, she once told me about the sex toys she used. :feelswhat: I really don't like this bitch, she would randomly show me her middle finger without provocation and she constantly brags about all the White Chad's she had sex with and even discussed her sex life publicly without shame. :feelswhat:

Living with her is like being a starving man who gets to live with a morbidly obese person who constantly laughs at your hunger.

By the way, having a female roommate sounds like an amazing way to finally ascend... Until you realise that you're a Sub-5 and no toilet can ever love you.

On paper she's my dream toilet, she is an Asian tomboy with a sizeable ass, she farts around quite a bit (sometimes I've heard her fart while she's urinating), she has a very low body count and she lost her virginity during her late 20's to a White guy (with a huge dick). So, she's not a slut, she never invites men over to sleep around with, she even constantly reads romance novels and clearly wants to be in a relationship with a man who would love her like the men from those stories... Unfortunately, she has made it clear numerous times that she would never ever have sex with me and that she wouldn't want to be in a relationship with me either.

She apparently also has a lot of sexual dysfunctions, several years ago before she got an autoimmune disorder she sometimes drank alcohol but she gets drunk after like a small sip and she told me that she has vaginitis and suffered from a vaginose. She said that her gynecologist was so disgusted when she saw her vagina that she felt ashamed to be so disgusting. Also she stinks out of her mouth and she voluntarily chooses to be a Femcel because she thinks that no man can truly love her. She also confessed that when she was younger that she used to masturbate basically every other day but that she often didn't orgasm and just gave up or would stop masturbating if she farted. I honestly still masturbate to the stories she told me, which makes it even more brutal that she'll never let me have sex with her. :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels: Needless to say that she's my Onenitis... But I'm realistic enough that I know that I'll never get her.

I don't like to bring her up because for the past few years I keep having a recurring dream of me strugglesnuggling her. Imagine being an incel living with a femcel and knowing that she is basically everything you've ever desired in a female... But she rejects you every day using her dismissive body language and faces of disgust. She is pure SuicideFuel.

Her best friend is so bad to have around, I started writing this post because I heard her in the other room exercising and making random sex sounds just to be taunting. I'd be lying if I'd say that I didn't find her sounds arousing or that I don't stare at her ass and the outline of her thong whenever I get the chance, I do. Despite her having the ugliest face I've EVER seen on an Asian toilet. On her FB wall she publicly writes about her "beautiful asshole" and "magic pussy".

I don't know which one is worse to live around, basically my dream toilet but she hates the idea of me touching her or a feminine slut who constantly sexualises herself taunting my inceldom.

If this continues I'll end up in the newspaper for strugglesnuggling one of them. :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

Either I'm forced to masturbate like 5 times a day or I will be convicted of strugglesnuggle. Thankfully a friend invited me to go clubbing with her in Amsterdam tomorrow, but I can't go out every night, I don't want to strugglesnuggle anyone, I just want to ascend, but the Hunger is getting worse and worse.

Also, they are living proof of female romantic failures, the slut one spent her entire 20's and 30's riding the cock carousel and having lots of orgies in Paris and now she's forced to move back in with her parents at age 40. Millennial boomerang kids are funny as fuck, but it's kind of sad that a 40 year old cat lady whose cat just died has to move in back with her parents. She also had an insane relationship with her cat, she described him as her "son" but constantly said sexual things about him, kind of makes me glad that she never became a mother and that it's too late for her now. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
You should use a love spell on her
 
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Should strugglesnuggle her and her friend in GTA 5
 
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incel trait: u live with a hot stacy foid, to split the rent. jfl
 
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Didn't read the whole thing but just the idea of having a foid roommate who's disgusted by you must be suifuel af
Maybe thERe's a way to make them stfu (in minecraft)
 
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I can’t imagine having a roommate
 
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Fuck, that's probably on par with my sister situation.
 
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lol this cant be serious
 
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That's why I'll never share an apartment with strangers. I simply couldn't even go poop in the bathroom.
 
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Extremely brutal. I don't know how you can live like this. It's like a suicidal man who has a loaded gun on him all the times.
I would never willingly live with a roommate, especially a female one.
 

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