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Venting Got a new dog and it's pissing me off

Greedo318

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Today my family got this new dog that was given by one of my aunts and I already don't like it. She was created by one of those backyard breeder's so it looks very strange and my aunt had this dog only be in the cage for the time it's been in her hands ( I think she got it once it was first born and is now 2 ) So it doesn't know how to do Jack shit. It doesn't know how to sit on command or even take a shit in my backyard. Which is the complete opposite to my other dog that already knows everything by now and is really smart ( same age )
I'm probably going to wake up to dog shit somewhere in my house and I'm going to have to deal with that literal shit for at least a few days
 
End its suffering
 
Make a deal with a white girl to let the dog fuck her as long as you get to fuck her first.

Easy ascention :bigbrain::feelsthink:
 
Today my family got this new dog that was given by one of my aunts and I already don't like it. She was created by one of those backyard breeder's so it looks very strange and my aunt had this dog only be in the cage for the time it's been in her hands ( I think she got it once it was first born and is now 2 ) So it doesn't know how to do Jack shit. It doesn't know how to sit on command or even take a shit in my backyard. Which is the complete opposite to my other dog that already knows everything by now and is really smart ( same age )
I'm probably going to wake up to dog shit somewhere in my house and I'm going to have to deal with that literal shit for at least a few days
my sister first left her annoying mutt with our family 13 years ago so good thing its dying soon i hope
it has always barked at me and given me weird looks very foid like its weird as fuck and cant wait til its dead but she now has left another one and it has basically learned from that dog to bark at me
my mom says shes gonna bring it back to her soon because shes babysitting it for her but i got a feeling shes not gonna come get it and leave it here to torment me
having already one fucking cunt dog is one too many

the other dog i have is chill though
normal and loves being petted and played with

but yeah i hope i outlive that fucking mutt
the day it dies im cracking open a cold beer and listening to music all day
 
Reasons I don't like pets.
 
Should’ve gotten a cat
 
Today my family got this new dog that was given by one of my aunts and I already don't like it. She was created by one of those backyard breeder's so it looks very strange and my aunt had this dog only be in the cage for the time it's been in her hands ( I think she got it once it was first born and is now 2 ) So it doesn't know how to do Jack shit. It doesn't know how to sit on command or even take a shit in my backyard. Which is the complete opposite to my other dog that already knows everything by now and is really smart ( same age )
I'm probably going to wake up to dog shit somewhere in my house and I'm going to have to deal with that literal shit for at least a few days
Get rid off that filthy annoying piece of mutant shit.
 
don't hurt animals, try to give it to somebody if you don't want to take care of it
 
don't hurt animals, try to give it to somebody if you don't want to take care of it
That's the problem. My family loves it even though it bit my face today, coming back from the hospital made me not really pissed off at the dog anymore. It looked sorry when I came home and greeted me like nothing happened
 
Just be patient or give it to someone else. Dogs are nice animals.
 

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