Got a boner looking at barbie dolls in walmart's toy aisle

[Spooky_Heejin]

You know it's over when you look at barbie dolls and are sexually attracted to them. I bought one so I could undress her but I was disappointed to find she didn't have any nipples or anything.

Due to my coomer disappointment from the lack of detail on the barbie doll, I decided to buy the Chun-Li figure made by Playtoy a few hours ago online. She has nipples and everything so it'll be fun to undress her and take nude photography of her.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Shalom IT

 

[wasted12years]

Fucking thigh monster Chun Li.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Shalom IT

They can eat shit and die for all I care.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Fucking thigh monster Chun Li.

She's so fucking hot. I only played one street fighter game but mained her since she's so hot.

 

[Max Doltman]

@wereq look at her

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Edit: Title change, realized "got a boner in the toy aisle at walmart " could be interpreted in a way that's pretty fucking bad.

 

[wereq]

@wereq look at her

There are better ones.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

There are better ones.
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I disagree, I have those ones made by Worldbox. they're plastic and the joints are distracting. I like the seemless bodies made of silicone that are 1/6 scale since they're better for cooming.

 

[Emba]

There are better ones.
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Nice

 

[Emba]

TFW you draw cunts and nipples on them with fine tipped pens.

 

[Caichan]

There are better ones.
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who buys theses bro

 

[wereq]

who buys theses bro

Coomers like OP!

 

[rcnfive]

what no pussy does to a man

 

[Caichan]

Coomers like OP!

only difference between us is im broke

 

[SlayerSlayer]

TFW you draw cunts and nipples on them with fine tipped pens.

I did this with a phicen doll I got in 2018, I also put a barbie head on it and machined a custom ball joint because this particular barbie head I I found on ebay had hair I liked

 

[Emba]

I did this with a phicen doll I got in 2018, I also put a barbie head on it and machined a custom ball joint because this particular barbie head I I found on ebay had hair I liked

Nice

 

[VλREN]

I get fucking muscle mogged by foid action figures

 

[VλREN]

Edit: Title change, realized "got a boner in the toy aisle at walmart " could be interpreted in a way that's pretty fucking bad.

Feds are watching you now

 

[Max Doltman]

this thread just reminded me of something maybe did idk if should make a thread here is a hint @FrustratedWhiteMale

 

[ColderManTruce]

Shalom IT

 

[nakolas]

Shalom IT

 

[nakolas]

KEK

 

[jnoob60]

what no pussy does to a man

Sadly yeah this or turning gay

 

[Bulbasaur]

"See, incels are weird, that's why they incels" - some faggot in Reddit somewhere who cooms to unspeakable things himself.

 

[Bulbasaur]

I'll add just this:
To redditors lurking: if incels are the unhealthy ones, then why you, the person reading this, are on antidepressants? Why are you having severe spurts of social anxiety daily?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

"See, incels are weird, that's why they incels" - some faggot in Reddit somewhere who cooms to unspeakable things himself.

I remember there being an IT member who made fun of us for being virgins and someone on here found on his profile that he does porn and gets pegged by women

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Feds are watching you now

A shame we can't make edgy jokes anymore.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

this thread just reminded me of something maybe did idk if should make a thread here is a hint @FrustratedWhiteMale

Did he have sex with a mannequin or something?

 

[Deep.Nest]

What exactly am I supposed to do with this information?

 

[rapetorturekill]

I get fucking muscle mogged by foid action figures

Yeah but theirs are fake + they have no real power, just like real life toilets.

 

[rapetorturekill]

Yeah but theirs are fake + they have no real power, just like real life toilets.

Strength*

 

[The Judge]

Do you mind if I shine my UV-A flashlight onto the figure?

 

[kay']

Edit: Title change, realized "got a boner in the toy aisle at walmart " could be interpreted in a way that's pretty fucking bad.

 

[Cuckoja]

Due to my coomer disappointment from the lack of detail on the barbie doll, I decided to buy the Chun-Li figure made by Playtoy a few hours ago online. She has nipples and everything so it'll be fun to undress her and take nude photography of her.

Giga based. If i had a lot of money, i would buy hundreds of figurines.

 

[Cuckoja]

I remember there being an IT member who made fun of us for being virgins and someone on here found on his profile that he does porn and gets pegged by women

Average redditor

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Why is this pinned

 

[StoryOfMyLaugh]

Why is this pinned

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

She's so fucking hot. I only played one street fighter game but mained her since she's so hot.

Katsuni is really awesome cosplaying as her in a porn movie.

 

[InMemoriam]

Edit: Title change, realized "got a boner in the toy aisle at walmart " could be interpreted in a way that's pretty fucking bad.

good recall lol

 

[Indari]

Over4u

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

When I was 8 I used to undress my sisters Barbie dolls but got disappointed cause they didn’t have nips or pussy

 

[Dollfucker]

I get a boner looking at dolls too although they aren't barbie dolls

 

[ItsOverMan]

I'll add just this:
To redditors lurking: if incels are the unhealthy ones, then why you, the person reading this, are on antidepressants? Why are you having severe spurts of social anxiety daily?

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

Before I hit puberty I used to undress Barbie dolls. I used to like the smell of them too.

 

[Aventador]

what no pussy does to a man

Agreed.

I get a boner looking at dolls too although they aren't barbie dolls

Coming from you thats an understatement.

 

[VanGobbel]

Shalom IT

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Why is this pinned

I was logging on to ask the mods to delete this, only to find them to pin it

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I get a boner looking at dolls too although they aren't barbie dolls

 

[Adolf Kitler]

I was logging on to ask the mods to delete this, only to find them to pin it