First up we have the gorilla, A half ton mogging machine that can't be fucked with. Mess with this thing and he'll bite you in half.
Pros:
520 pound absolutely mass mogger
Superstrength
Probably fucked Jane goodall
Cons:
Literal centimeter penis
Low IQ
Next up... BBC
The BBC covets white womenz and shiny trinkets
Pros:
At least 8 inch cock
Thugmaxxed and lives off the government
Uses BBC and thuggery to "flex" and get white womenz
Cons:
Gets Iq mogged by most primates
Must have kool-aid and fried chicken every hour on the hour
