Goofy Names Parents Give to "We Hope Our Kid Is A Chad"

[maynarde]

JAKE has gotta be the all time most annoying. "the kid will be a slayer and play for the Yankees"

GRAYSON is when they think he's gonna be a mogul billionairre and marry an Angelina Jolie.


.....and for girls, those boy names that imply that the girl will be SO hot that she can bear a boys name:

"ALEX" (alexis) or etc

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Damn Axel is such cool name man, I wish my name was Axel

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

I want three kids to name them Neo, Genesis and Evangelion.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Look at all these fucking chad names "Ryker" "Gunner" "Brantley"

 

[IronMike]

Dustin just sounds like a douche name

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Ryker will be the new Chad in a couple of decades.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I wish my name was Niko like my dad planned. My mom demanded my stupid name though

 

[Insomniac]

Neo

Thats what I’d name my hypoethetical kid.

 

[incel4life]

Yaretzi is the most common girls name? Wtf?

 

[Deleted member 11318]

Should I become a father, then I will call my son Morgan.

 

[IronMike]

Should I become a father, then I will call my son Morgan.

sounds like the name of a plantation owner.

 

[Deleted member 11318]

sounds like the name of a plantation owner.

That's the real name of Saint Blackops2cel. To wear the same name as our Saint would certainly be an honor for my future son.

 

[Life Wasted]

What's funny are these ethnics who name their kids these Anglo type names like "Ashley", "Katie", "Kyle", "Brandon" etc.

 

[IronMike]

What's funny are these ethnics who name their kids these Anglo type names like "Ashley", "Katie", "Kyle", "Brandon" etc.

You usually see this among americanized noodlewhores

 

[wizardcel]

I think I have one of the most beta names out there

 

[Lawcel]

Phillip Scott Larry Douglas Randall JFL they all sound like the name of a betabuxx faggot. doesn’t surprise me they’re falling off

 

[Actually Autistic]

Low inhibition chad names: Eduardo, Sebastian, Steven, Damien, Christoff

Handsome chad names: Chad, Clay, Johnny, Tom, Brad

Incel names: Allestair, Dylan, Tim, Nicholas

 

[maynarde]

Ryker will be the new Chad in a couple of decades.

Lol

And stryker will be the Stacy name

Ryker and stryker

What's funny are these ethnics who name their kids these Anglo type names like "Ashley", "Katie", "Kyle", "Brandon" etc.

Yeah

Kristi yamaguchi

 

[Bcel]

https://mmosgame.com/nomes-estranhos/
https://nomeslegais.com/nomes-estranhos-e-engracados/

 

[ihaveno1]

this is a joke right?

 

[Deleted member 677]

this is a joke right?

 

[Blacktarpill]

I wish my name was Niko like my dad planned. My mom demanded my stupid name though

GTA IV

 

[Deleted member 677]

What's funny are these ethnics who name their kids these Anglo type names like "Ashley", "Katie", "Kyle", "Brandon" etc.

Immigration without assimilation is an invasion.

 

[Life Wasted]

You usually see this among americanized noodlewhores

This is true, I've come across Asians named "Ashley", "Mary", "Steve" etc.

 

[Ignas]

Try having curry name like me

 

[Life Wasted]

Immigration without assimilation is an invasion.

Can't argue with that.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I'm a male and have the name Angel
JFL when you're given a girls name

 

[Zesto]

I was thinking Shin for a son, Megumi for a daughter.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Lol

And stryker will be the Stacy name

Ryker and stryker


Yeah

Kristi yamaguchi

JFL at being sub-Ryker in 2030, Strykers only want Rykers.

 

[maynarde]

Phillip Scott Larry Douglas Randall JFL they all sound like the name of a betabuxx faggot. doesn’t surprise me they’re falling off

Lol

Accountants names

Harmless betas

 

[Blackpilled_Normie]

Ryker will be the new Chad in a couple of decades.

I lol'd.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I lol'd.

Kek. You read it on here first.

 

[tulasdanslos]

If I were a dad I would call my son Adolfo. He'd be incel-tier anyway, so he would have a name that fits that.

 

[Omni]

jfl Gael is a total chad name

 

[GoonCel]

I'm a male and have the name Angel
JFL when you're given a girls name

just go latinomaxxxx and call yourself anjel

 

[Words2_live_bye]

just go latinomaxxxx and call yourself anjel

would but ethnics have it a lot harder and i got all of my moms white genes
i just look like a manlet white guy

 

[GoonCel]

would but ethnics have it a lot harder and i got all of my moms white genes
i just look like a manlet white guy

sad

 

[maynarde]

From Nameberry:

This is the new wave of horrific Chad Names

Kasey, Konner, Kaleb, Kaden, Karson, Kooper,