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I [18M] baked myself [18M] a pie [Apple] in my [18M] oven [425F for 65m] and ate it [Apple] with some ice cream [Vanilla] [Publix name brand]

Now [12:08AM] I [18M] will go to sleep [nightmare riddled and disrupted by chronic sleep apnea] on my [18M] air mattress [coleman] [twin]

Goodnight inkwells:soy:
 
damn bro the fuck is this
 
gn [good night] iw [inkwell]
 
damn bro the fuck is this
I [18m] found a bottle of delicious soylent on my doorstep this morning [4:03am]

now I feel uplifted. I think I’ll adopt an urban youth.
425F gross
As in that’s a bad temp for pies? I usually bake at 385 tbh, no idea why I wrote 425
 
I [18m] found a bottle of delicious soylent on my doorstep this morning [4:03am]

now I feel uplifted. I think I’ll adopt an urban youth.
I hope you didn’t drank that
 
I hope you didn’t drank that
Of course I [18m] did, it’s good for you [inkwell]

Now excuse me while I hop onto my porn throne and beat my semi-chub with my roided doomfist to BLACKED.com for the tenth time today :soy: :soy: :soy:
 
Of course I [18m] did, it’s good for you [inkwell]

Now excuse me while I hop onto my porn throne and beat my semi-chub with my roided doomfist to BLACKED.com for the tenth time today :soy: :soy: :soy:
Bro it’s over for you
 
oh temp. I thought it was females age
I actually don’t know what sex my oven is tbh. Nor how old it is.
Bro it’s over for you
it’s only beginning bro. Soon Latifa will reply to my 7000$ onlyfans donation, and I will ascend past you wretched mortals :feelsLSD:
 
I actually don’t know what sex my oven is tbh. Nor how old it is.

it’s only beginning bro. Soon Latifa will reply to my 7000$ onlyfans donation, and I will ascend past you wretched mortals :feelsLSD:
You should politely ask what gender your oven identifies as
 
You should politely ask what gender your oven identifies as
But what if Xer changes it’s orientation halfway through baking? Do I have to constantly reaffirm Xer gender when I reach inside to retrieve my pie? :soy:
 
But what if Xer changes it’s orientation halfway through baking? Do I have to constantly reaffirm Xer gender when I reach inside to retrieve my pie? :soy:
Stick your dick in the oven while it’s hot and give it a creampie
 
ur mom ghey


HOLY absolut H*KCEROO !! what teh FR*CK? i did not thing that you oould SaY Somethign like tat. Ur suach a meanie Bobeanie i will report u to th e FBi for hair assment!11! And please DONT curse or say BIG BAD words liek “ga”y my poor christian grandady is rolling in Grave sorry but tgats not very nice. and BTW dont come back to this rolbox server go play miceraft instead lol xd sorry i raosted u so hard dont worry Words dnt hurt u but u can hurt urself by hurtgn oter bpeoplew ith wordsa! now FR*cK the H*CK out opf here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick your dick in the oven while it’s hot and give it a creampie
Oh fuck
 
HOLY absolut H*KCEROO !! what teh FR*CK? i did not thing that you oould SaY Somethign like tat. Ur suach a meanie Bobeanie i will report u to th e FBi for hair assment!11! And please DONT curse or say BIG BAD words liek “ga”y my poor christian grandady is rolling in Grave sorry but tgats not very nice. and BTW dont come back to this rolbox server go play miceraft instead lol xd sorry i raosted u so hard dont worry Words dnt hurt u but u can hurt urself by hurtgn oter bpeoplew ith wordsa! now FR*cK the H*CK out opf here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh fuck
Hi. on all levels except physical I am a wolf. I howl into the night with my dick out and hard as a kidney stone. I am also a homosexual wolf, I like pumping wolf cum into my tight destroyed asshole. I also cum in their kibbles. I despise black fucking people. I bite their dicks off whenever I see them. if they are a woman I reach in their pussy and rip that crap out. recently I have been having severe dick pain, it might be from fucking all those wolves. my mother is a fucking gorilla. she ate my ass when I was only two years old. now I have crabs in my asshole. I hope you can help me relieve myself from my eternal dick pain. good day faggot.
 
Hi. on all levels except physical I am a wolf. I howl into the night with my dick out and hard as a kidney stone. I am also a homosexual wolf, I like pumping wolf cum into my tight destroyed asshole. I also cum in their kibbles. I despise black fucking people. I bite their dicks off whenever I see them. if they are a woman I reach in their pussy and rip that crap out. recently I have been having severe dick pain, it might be from fucking all those wolves. my mother is a fucking gorilla. she ate my ass when I was only two years old. now I have crabs in my asshole. I hope you can help me relieve myself from my eternal dick pain. good day faggot.
The actual fuck
 
Hi. on all levels except physical I am a wolf. I howl into the night with my dick out and hard as a kidney stone. I am also a homosexual wolf, I like pumping wolf cum into my tight destroyed asshole. I also cum in their kibbles. I despise black fucking people. I bite their dicks off whenever I see them. if they are a woman I reach in their pussy and rip that crap out. recently I have been having severe dick pain, it might be from fucking all those wolves. my mother is a fucking gorilla. she ate my ass when I was only two years old. now I have crabs in my asshole. I hope you can help me relieve myself from my eternal dick pain. good day faggot.
Y’know what. Touché. You win this exchange.
The actual fuck
 
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask it,your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence.
 
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask it,your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence.
Sometimes I get nervous around short people. What are they doing down there, anyways? Are they planning something dodgy? Have we been tricked into a false sense of comfort by the Devil's minions in the form of over-aged children? Many questions, and far too few answers. I have also wondered about why they are always so jumpy and loud like little circus monkeys. Are they very rudely trying to make us normal people aware of their unpleasant presence, or is their bizarre behaviour simply a method to make us avoid looking at them at all costs, so that they can continue with all the business they are doing between our legs unnoticed?

The biggest and most worrying thing is that they have the people on their side. There is a whole society down there that we know nothing about. Felonies and gang crimes are being committed right beneath (or maybe not right, but just over a metre is still to close) out noses, and nobody seems brave enough to bend down and look truth in the eye. Wake up!
 
Sometimes I get nervous around short people. What are they doing down there, anyways? Are they planning something dodgy? Have we been tricked into a false sense of comfort by the Devil's minions in the form of over-aged children? Many questions, and far too few answers. I have also wondered about why they are always so jumpy and loud like little circus monkeys. Are they very rudely trying to make us normal people aware of their unpleasant presence, or is their bizarre behaviour simply a method to make us avoid looking at them at all costs, so that they can continue with all the business they are doing between our legs unnoticed?

The biggest and most worrying thing is that they have the people on their side. There is a whole society down there that we know nothing about. Felonies and gang crimes are being committed right beneath (or maybe not right, but just over a metre is still to close) out noses, and nobody seems brave enough to bend down and look truth in the eye. Wake up!
My mother is NOT a homosexual.
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Thats it.
I'm tired of the deceit, i'm tired of the lies, i'm tired of the humiliation. They come in the mail, through my inbox, in the street, I can't escape it. They all say the same three things, the same three fucking words.
"ur mom gay"
I was on my way to school yesterday when someone shouted this at me through their window, I could barely hold back my tears of rage
NO MORE
I won't accept this anymore, my mother is NOT a homosexual, and you chicken lickin finger fucks are going to have to stop or I will call the FBI this instant
 
publix has that good shit
 
it's over for 425f cels
 
it's over for 425f cels
Their pies will never have crispy crusts while maintaining the structural integrity of the apple slices within :feelsbadman:
 
This unironically made laugh out loud (lol)
 
Goodnight inkwells:soy:
 

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