Good News for Baldcels

[Phallusy]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]McDonald's french fries might hold a cure for baldness (Scientific study).[/font]
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McDonald's french fries might lead to a cure for baldness. No, not by eating them.
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Researchers at Japan's Yokohama National University used a chemical found in the fries to grow hair follicles on mice, according to a study published in the peer-reviewed journal Biomaterials.

The study focuses on the large-scale transportation of hair follicles to areas where there is no hair. Researchers used dimethylpolysiloxane  as part of an "oxygen permeable" solution to prepare 5,000 hair follicle germs.

"These self-sorted hair follicle germs were shown to be capable of efficient hair-follicle and shaft generation upon intracutaneous transplantation into the backs of nude mice," reads an excerpt from the study.

Although researchers note more studies are required, the findings could lead to a potential strategy for hair regeneration.


[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]According to nutrition information found on McDonald's website, dimethylpolysiloxane is used as an anti-foaming agent in the oil used to fry foods including french fries, Chicken McNuggets and fried fish sandwiches.[

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Also, the article written on Newsobserver has a photo of the experimented mouse:
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https://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/world/article198567364.html


Photo:
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So who's gonna be the first to try swabbing a bunch of hot, greasy fries and leaving them on their heads and temples? [/font]

 

[Zielony4]

Aww man, I missed the 'not eating them' part :'( :'( :'(

Nah, i'll put them in my hair and then eat them. I'm not wasting food lol.

 

[Machiavelli]

thats so fucking nasty

 

[CopingDrugscel]

Brb going to mcdonalds

 

[overlystinkypants]

risking facial bloat curse to increase your hairline stats? not worth it.

 

[Cynistic]

@BlackPill47 hope for you ma friend

 

[Phallusy]

Brb going to mcdonalds

Well you won't have to eat them in this case.

It's the chemical in the fry grease, [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]dimethylpolysiloxane, that's said to be the supposed culprit. D[size=small][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]imethylpolysiloxane is [/font]used as an anti-foaming agent in the oil used to fry their shit.[/font][/size]

 

[Phallusy]

risking facial bloat curse to increase your hairline stats? not worth it.

Well you won't have to eat them in this case.

It's the chemical in the fry grease, [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]dimethylpolysiloxane, that's said to be the supposed culprit. D[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]imethylpolysiloxane is [/font]used as an anti-foaming agent in the oil used to fry their shit.[/font]

 

[NYincel]

Well you won't have to eat them in this case.

It's the chemical in the fry grease, [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]dimethylpolysiloxane, that's said to be the supposed culprit. D[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]imethylpolysiloxane is [/font]used as an anti-foaming agent in the oil used to fry their shit.[/font]

Also used on spark plugs to keep out moisture. Big deal.

 

[overlystinkypants]

Well you won't have to eat them in this case.

i wouldnt be able to resist buddy boyo

 

[BlackPill47]

There have been many supposed breakthroughs about reversing the curse of male pattern baldness, without paying stupid money for it. I won't hold my breath.

I do like the fries though; if baldness is cured it'll be like that episode of The Simpsons when Homer re-grows his hair and gains confidence. kek

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I won't risk getting CHD or a stroke because the amount of fries you have to permanently comsume would be too high

 

[QuantumDummy]

I hope I don't go bald.

 

[Cynistic]

There have been many supposed breakthroughs about reversing the curse of male pattern baldness, without paying stupid money for it. I won't hold my breath.
I do like the fries though; if baldness is cured it'll be like that episode of The Simpsons when Homer re-grows his hair and gains confidence. kek

KEK

 

[BlackPill47]

@BlackPill47 hope for you ma friend

Thanks, bro! kek

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i cri evrytiem :'( :bigsmile:

 

[jackbud]

I eat Mcdonalds fries like twice a week but I guess that doesn't count

 

[Akarin]

it's mcdonalds promotion campaign, don't belive this baldcels or heart attack will be given to you

 

[BlackPill47]

I hope I get a fatal heart attack before I'm 40, kek.