Gonna throw an egg into a cunt's window who did me wrong

[Weed]

Search up my thread on fight with baseball bat and knives. I legit can't forget that incident, when I wagecuck I get so fucking mad. I won't be calm like I haven't been calm about my bullying experience 4 years ago. I have to do something. I wanted to throw a brick at first but thought I won't get onto that cunt's level plus if I miss the window nothing will happen but if I throw an egg that bitch ass is still going to scrap it out, hopefully he is low IQ enough to not use hot or boiling water. My plan is to buy some dank, drive next to that cunt's house and exit the vehicle while engine is on, throw the egg at the cunt's house and drive off then smoke some dank and enjoy my NEETdom. I will probs smash rotten egg next to his doorstep in the future, not so that he would scrap it, but that his doorstep could smell like shit but it would take 1 week for an egg to smile like shit.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

What age are you 12? Don't be a pussy, launch that brick at him. If you know what car he drives tan that instead.

 

[Weed]

What age are you 12? Don't be a pussy, launch that brick at him. If you know what car he drives tan that instead.

I would smash his window's car and I am not going to throw a brick. In case they get my licence plate numbers egg is way better option

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Have you thought going at night and throwing multiple? At night could wake them up and car noises are less sus during the day but idk.

Link for lazycels btw,
https://incels.is/threads/had-a-fight-baseball-bats-and-knives.24536/

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Park a few blocks down. Then walk by recce it out. Make sure its safe before you strike. That way you shouldn't get caught and he'll be fuckin livid rather than slightly annoyed by an egging.

 

[Guest2]

Put the egg in a sealed sandwich bag and put it in the sun (or a warm place) for a week or so. Also put some water in so the bag is humid. When you're ready to throw it, either throw it at the doorstep or high enough so he can't reach to clean it off. Enjoy your NEETdom you lucky fucker.

Search up my thread on fight with baseball bat and knives. I legit can't forget that incident

Actually fuck that just brick their car or house. Just read about that fight.

 

[StaroRavager]

fuck that just brick their car or house

Park a few blocks down. Then walk by recce it out. Make sure its safe before you strike. That way you shouldn't get caught and he'll be fuckin livid rather than slightly annoyed by an egging.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

throw a bullet in his head

 

[E.C.C.O]

Just spray his car with aircraft stripper tbh

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Put the egg in a sealed sandwich bag and put it in the sun (or a warm place) for a week or so. Also put some water in so the bag is humid. When you're ready to throw it, either throw it at the doorstep or high enough so he can't reach to clean it off. Enjoy your NEETdom you lucky fucker.

Actually fuck that just brick their car or house. Just read about that fight.

Make sure you piss and cum in that bag. Leave it in his house through a open window or something

 

[First loss]

What age are you 12? Don't be a pussy, launch that brick at him. If you know what car he drives tan that instead.

 

[owly]

Shit in mail box

 

[Sniffles]

Do it. Get a super soaker with the orange juice.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Extremely low inhib and alpha

 

[Weed]

Have you thought going at night and throwing multiple? At night could wake them up and car noises are less sus during the day but idk.

Link for lazycels btw,
https://incels.is/threads/had-a-fight-baseball-bats-and-knives.24536/

Cba to do that at night tbhtbh

Park a few blocks down. Then walk by recce it out. Make sure its safe before you strike. That way you shouldn't get caught and he'll be fuckin livid rather than slightly annoyed by an egging.

I thought about it but too lazy to run jfl, woulf rather sit inside my car straight up and drive off tbhtbh

Put the egg in a sealed sandwich bag and put it in the sun (or a warm place) for a week or so. Also put some water in so the bag is humid. When you're ready to throw it, either throw it at the doorstep or high enough so he can't reach to clean it off. Enjoy your NEETdom you lucky fucker.

Actually fuck that just brick their car or house. Just read about that fight.

I thought about it but I am so mad I wanna do it today.. might do that shit in the future, I know it will smell tbhtbh. Not going to use bricks, maybe in far future when I am drunk walking around with no transport but with transport risk is legit.

 

[Cuyen]

throw a bullet in his head

 

[averageblokecel]

Throw a beer bottle to the window and a bag full of piss and shit into her yard

 

[Weed]

Ok so I am off wagecucking and I am high af and not mad, I will do what @RegisterUserName has suggested. That's high IQ.

 

[Guest2]

Ok so I am off wagecucking and I am high af and not mad, I will do what @RegisterUserName has suggested. That's high IQ.

 

[owly]

Ok so I am off wagecucking and I am high af and not mad, I will do what @RegisterUserName has suggested. That's high IQ.

don't be a pussy

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Challenge him at UIFC (ultimate incel fighting championship) next incelcon

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Let the eggs chill in the sun or some hot place for a couple days so they get rotten and nasty. I remember shooting a rotten egg like 3 years ago and the stains smelled like shit and they're still there to this day. You dont just mess with my incel brothers and get away with it

 

[jet112]

fuck them up OP
you only live once

 

[Deleted member 265]

Challenge him at UIFC (ultimate incel fighting championship) next incelcon

 

[Michael15651]

Park a few blocks down. Then walk by recce it out. Make sure its safe before you strike. That way you shouldn't get caught and he'll be fuckin livid rather than slightly annoyed by an egging.

 

[acnescarcel]

throw like a dozen then floor it

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I remember that thread.
I hope you won't waste a free range one.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Your pfp says get a brick and throw it at their window, then bar the entryways with metal bars and light the house on fire while they sleep.

 

[FinnCel]

I'd prefer throwing shit rather than eggs

 

[Blacktarpill]

throw the egg at the cunt's house and drive off then smoke some dank and enjoy my NEETdom.

Alphacel lifestyle

 

[Guest2]

Update?

 

[Weed]

Update?

I am pussy, I enjoy my new PC and neetdom too much, pls dont hate and accept my low T levels

 

[Guest2]

low T

 

[Mainländer]

Why an egg and not a rock?

Why a rock and not a lead ball?

Why a lead ball and not a Molotov cocktail?

Why a Molotov cocktail and not a grenade?

Why a grenade and not a missile?

Why a missile and not an atomic bomb?

Just kidding, don't do that, you can risk getting into trouble and the foid will barely be inconvenienced.