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Serious Gonna approach women today. Need help.

doktordoom

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This is it boyos. This morning my granny left me her car and now I’ve decided to go forc- erm I mean I’m actually gonna try to hit on girls and get a number.


How should I approach? I already took my meds so I’m low inhib and I’m down to try any 1 liner to get laid

Btw which shirt should I wear?
https://ibb.co/gVD86d
 
This is it boyos. This morning my granny left me her car and now I’ve decided to go forc- erm I mean I’m actually gonna try to hit on girls and get a number.


How should I approach? I already took my meds so I’m low inhib and I’m down to try any 1 liner to get laid

Btw which shirt should I wear?
https://ibb.co/gVD86d
Neither shirt. Both scream incel.
Do you have a plain white/ black shirt and some tight fitting jeans?

I will help because I like you doktor doom. You are my idol.
 
wear 2nd shirt. cant give any advice because I lack on social skills
 
wear 2nd shirt. cant give any advice because I lack on social skills
Yes 2nd shirt is better than first. Wear a white t beneath it if you can as it is very incelly. No offense. Just trying to increase your chances.
 
sneak into someones 4th of july bbq
 
This is it boyos. This morning my granny left me her car and now I’ve decided to go forc- erm I mean I’m actually gonna try to hit on girls and get a number.


How should I approach? I already took my meds so I’m low inhib and I’m down to try any 1 liner to get laid

Btw which shirt should I wear?
https://ibb.co/gVD86d
If your frame isn't totally shit you could pull off the left one. If you're manlet both will just scream incel. But yeah a plain shirt is a lot better if you have one.
 
This is it boyos. This morning my granny left me her car and now I’ve decided to go forc- erm I mean I’m actually gonna try to hit on girls and get a number.


How should I approach? I already took my meds so I’m low inhib and I’m down to try any 1 liner to get laid

Btw which shirt should I wear?
https://ibb.co/gVD86d
4/10 LARP...you can do better man.
 
I recommend none of those shirts
 
both are shit
 
both are shit

cope
 
Wear a plain t-shirt
 
I suggest you go cloth buying instead of going to suffer
I suggest you go cloth buying instead of going to suffer
 
Approaching is a joke at this point.
 
Neither shirt. Both scream incel.
Do you have a plain white/ black shirt and some tight fitting jeans?

I will help because I like you doktor doom. You are my idol.
I went with the 2nd shirt, some jean shorts, and white Jordans.

If your frame isn't totally shit you could pull off the left one. If you're manlet both will just scream incel. But yeah a plain shirt is a lot better if you have one.
I don’t like Plain T-shirt’s they scream normie

Anyways came to trim my hair(the little I have) after this Ima go hit on women at Walmart
 
I went with the 2nd shirt, some jean shorts, and white Jordans.


I don’t like Plain T-shirt’s they scream normie

Anyways came to trim my hair(the little I have) after this Ima go hit on women at Walmart
Do not forget to your shopping cart with branded products. It will entice wahmen.
 
Both shirts are awful. Go get smth more trendy/casual. Black/White/Grey/Khaki colored shirts that don‘t have patterns on them. They should fit well (not too tight or loose). Also wear black jeans and white sneakers.

Don‘t approach any women with those shirts. Only a Chad could get away wearing those
 
Do not forget to your shopping cart with branded products. It will entice wahmen.
true. use a question about some branded (the most expensive the better) product as a conversation starter.
 
Sorry man but at this point, I'm starting to believe you're a fake.
No one would have shirts like that.
 
Asking such questions on an incel forum lmao
 
You guys aren’t helping tbh. I tried to hit on the hair dresser but she just went “ummmmm” and took lunch to avoid me :kys:

Sorry man but at this point, I'm starting to believe you're a fake.
No one would have shirts like that.
I’ll post a pic later
 
You guys aren’t helping tbh. I tried to hit on the hair dresser but she just went “ummmmm” and took lunch to avoid me :kys:


I’ll post a pic later
The advice is not the problem, try again and again, lower the standards even more if necessary. If it doesn’t work you’re just too ugly in the foid mind.
 
You guys aren’t helping tbh. I tried to hit on the hair dresser but she just went “ummmmm” and took lunch to avoid me :kys:


I’ll post a pic later
Seriously try to get plan shirts.
It's your best bet.
 
Jesus Christ the lady who was gonna cut my hair left for lunch too and now some fsggot is gonna cut my hair

Kill me
 
wear the second but tbh both are shit
 
Jesus Christ the lady who was gonna cut my hair left for lunch too and now some fsggot is gonna cut my hair

Kill me
SHE DIDN'T LEFT FOR LUNCH SHE IS RUNNING FROM YOU :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: Chase her like a maniac if you are ALFA
 
Enjoy your enormous suicide fuel.
 
status report: asked the faggot who was cutting my hair. said the ladies were "weirded out by me." that i seemed sahdy.

now im off to walmart. wish me LUCK i will literally hit on every girl.
 
Hold frame, be confident and be persistent
 
status report: asked the faggot who was cutting my hair. said the ladies were "weirded out by me." that i seemed sahdy.

now im off to walmart. wish me LUCK i will literally hit on every girl.
you have to be kidding
 
Btw this is what I’m wearing. Very comfy and “eye catching” in the words of the faggot

https://ibb.co/bPH7Gd

you wont get laid in that shit
Btw this is what I’m wearing. Very comfy and “eye catching” in the words of the faggot

https://ibb.co/bPH7Gd

And please don't wear that belt, it's dreadfull. But you should seriously consider getting some other clothes. I would be open to give you some advice on what works with what, and how you should go about your affairs when it comes to flirting
 
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Btw this is what I’m wearing. Very comfy and “eye catching” in the words of the faggot

https://ibb.co/bPH7Gd
Dude, only because you have been a virgin for the past 14 billion years, doesnt mean you must dress like it
Just put on a normal t shirt, a jean, and some airmax
 
rip doom-chan
I will miss your shitposts
 
And some people doubt mentalcels exist.
 
My advice: Don't talk to them the way you talked to me in that pillow thread :p
 
Left shirt is st.blackops2 clothing level. Never wear that.
 
you wont get laid in that shit


And please don't wear that belt, it's dreadfull. But you should seriously consider getting some other clothes. I would be open to give you some advice on what works with what, and how you should go about your affairs when it comes to flirting
Dude, only because you have been a virgin for the past 14 billion years, doesnt mean you must dress like it
Just put on a normal t shirt, a jean, and some airmax
hahaahahahahahahaahahahaha dude its almost like you're trying to look as bad as possible
i dont know if you guys are trolling or what? seriously whats wrong with my outfit? and its not a belt. its a tie that i converted into a sash to piratemaxxx

My advice: Don't talk to them the way you talked to me in that pillow thread :p
I didn't. i literally approached like 40 chicks in half a hour and THEY ALL REJECTED ME. and i made sure they were alone and not with a husband or something. walmart is NOT the place to pick up women. i ended up getting escorted out in a nice way and the cop tried to give me some cuck advice. basically told me in a nice way i looked ridiculous and im creepy. i literally shaved, ironed my clothes, cut my hair, wore exquisite calvin klein euphoria body spray ($12 plus tax at burlington coat factory. it a clothing chain here in America), and was fucking being nice as possible.


i did plant a seed of hope though. when i paid for gass i locked eyes with the cashier and when she gave me the change i instead wrote down my number on the dollar bill she gave me and told her to treat herself to a popsickle and to copy my number. i really hope she texts me.
Left shirt is st.blackops2 clothing level. Never wear that.
you literally have no taste. its patrician taste. you think roman emperors cared what the plebs thought? the way roman emperors dressed in their time were mocked by the plebs. now thousands of years later we worship them... trust me history will vindicate me
Hold frame, be confident and be persistent
i planted a seed of hope. left my number to a cashier
 
dude just dress as a normal guy, no girl wants to hear why your stblackops2cel outfit is a smart reference to the roman empire
Tshirt, jeans and normal shoes
Thats it
No shirt, no sticking it in your pants, nothing like that
 
dude just dress as a normal guy, no girl wants to hear why your stblackops2cel outfit is a smart reference to the roman empire
Tshirt, jeans and normal shoes
Thats it
No shirt, no sticking it in your pants, nothing like that
but i've tucked my shirt in since i was a kid. only cucks and degenerates leave their shirts untucked.

but maybe you are right about the rest. not sure if you are trolling me into dressing like a retard. but still what type of clothes should i buy? like brands or what? need specifics i literally just begged my grandma for her credit card and she said she'll bring it to me tomorrow to go shopping for clothes so yeah i need deets
 
i dont know if you guys are trolling or what? seriously whats wrong with my outfit? and its not a belt. its a tie that i converted into a sash to piratemaxxx


I didn't. i literally approached like 40 chicks in half a hour and THEY ALL REJECTED ME. and i made sure they were alone and not with a husband or something. walmart is NOT the place to pick up women. i ended up getting escorted out in a nice way and the cop tried to give me some cuck advice. basically told me in a nice way i looked ridiculous and im creepy. i literally shaved, ironed my clothes, cut my hair, wore exquisite calvin klein euphoria body spray ($12 plus tax at burlington coat factory. it a clothing chain here in America), and was fucking being nice as possible.


i did plant a seed of hope though. when i paid for gass i locked eyes with the cashier and when she gave me the change i instead wrote down my number on the dollar bill she gave me and told her to treat herself to a popsickle and to copy my number. i really hope she texts me.

you literally have no taste. its patrician taste. you think roman emperors cared what the plebs thought? the way roman emperors dressed in their time were mocked by the plebs. now thousands of years later we worship them... trust me history will vindicate me

i planted a seed of hope. left my number to a cashier

well now i understand why this forum is completely fucked. if every incel on this forum has the same mental attitude as you, then it's quite obvious why so many have given up smh. Stop being a fucking creep goddamn. Stop wearing that stupid shit. And stop being so goddamn desperat. just use your head...


Btw i really hope you are trolling
but i've tucked my shirt in since i was a kid. only cucks and degenerates leave their shirts untucked.

but maybe you are right about the rest. not sure if you are trolling me into dressing like a retard. but still what type of clothes should i buy? like brands or what? need specifics i literally just begged my grandma for her credit card and she said she'll bring it to me tomorrow to go shopping for clothes so yeah i need deets

Well ask your self this, wht kind of style are you into, casual or something else. I would disagree with the tucking you shirt in your pants thing. It can actually look quite good if done with the proper clothes!
 
Just give up there is no point of approaching as an incel tbh
 
It’s all about the face. Show me the face and I’ll tell you if you have a chance.
 
Ok he reached obvious troll levels "i planted a seed of hope. left my number to a cashier" .
Literally no one is this retarded thread closed -
 
but i've tucked my shirt in since i was a kid. only cucks and degenerates leave their shirts untucked.

but maybe you are right about the rest. not sure if you are trolling me into dressing like a retard. but still what type of clothes should i buy? like brands or what? need specifics i literally just begged my grandma for her credit card and she said she'll bring it to me tomorrow to go shopping for clothes so yeah i need deets

Fuck brands, as long as it looks good and is priced ok, you're good to go. I usually favor polyester pants (needs to tighten in at your ankles , to give it a casual look) with a white t-shirt, and a leather belt. Shoes, do what ever you think fits
 

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