JFL Golden Retriever Boyfriend is a term

[AsiaCel]

Today I learned that golden retriever boyfriend is a term.

What Is a Golden Retriever Boyfriend? Named in reference to the beloved dog breed, a Golden Retriever Boyfriend is a partner who is wholly loyal, supportive and a pleasure to be around. They're often social butterflies whose upbeat, goofy energy can brighten anyone's day.

3 signs you have a Golden Retriever boyfriend — and why the bar for men is so low in relationships

A Golden Retriever boyfriend is affectionate, attentive, and easygoing. Travis Kelce's energy toward Taylor Swift caused the label to blow up online.

www.businessinsider.com

Are You a Golden Retriever Boyfriend—or a Rottweiler?

Travis Kelce is a Golden Retriever. But what if you treat every Dave and Buster’s like an active war zone? Meet the five types of dog boyfriends.

www.gq.com

 

[Efiliste]

niggER gets more action than any of us will ever

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Actual golden retrievers get more pussy than oofy doofy golden retriever boyfriends

 

[cripplecel]

Golden retriever is like a Chad DOG so basically Golden retriever boyfriend means the bitch wants a CHAD boyfriend

 

[FreddyKruegercel]

Actual golden retrievers get more pussy than oofy doofy golden retriever boyfriends

 

[Efiliste]

Golden retriever is like a Chad DOG so basically Golden retriever boyfriend means the bitch wants a CHAD boyfriend

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Oofy doofy hubby schlubby.

 

[darkdoomer]

Essentially a cuck who managed to jestermaxx into a relationship

Today I learned that golden retriever boyfriend is a term.

What Is a Golden Retriever Boyfriend? Named in reference to the beloved dog breed, a Golden Retriever Boyfriend is a partner who is wholly loyal, supportive and a pleasure to be around. They're often social butterflies whose upbeat, goofy energy can brighten anyone's day.

3 signs you have a Golden Retriever boyfriend — and why the bar for men is so low in relationships

A Golden Retriever boyfriend is affectionate, attentive, and easygoing. Travis Kelce's energy toward Taylor Swift caused the label to blow up online.

www.businessinsider.com

Are You a Golden Retriever Boyfriend—or a Rottweiler?

Travis Kelce is a Golden Retriever. But what if you treat every Dave and Buster’s like an active war zone? Meet the five types of dog boyfriends.

www.gq.com

 

[light]

Golden retriever is like a Chad DOG so basically Golden retriever boyfriend means the bitch wants a CHAD boyfriend

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

golden retriever bf = simp who gets cucked

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

plot twist: the real golden retriever boyfriend is actually a golden retriever

the human bf is just there for show while the foid fucks the dog

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

"Golden Retriever" is just code for white.

 

[La Grande Kanga]

I used to be like this. A stupid, stupid part of me still is

 

[La Grande Kanga]

Ngl I'd end up being a Golden Retriever boyfriend. I'm a loving person by nature ig.

 

[Repulsive123]

What she really meant.

 

[Confessor]

Today I learned that golden retriever boyfriend is a term.

What Is a Golden Retriever Boyfriend? Named in reference to the beloved dog breed, a Golden Retriever Boyfriend is a partner who is wholly loyal, supportive and a pleasure to be around. They're often social butterflies whose upbeat, goofy energy can brighten anyone's day.

3 signs you have a Golden Retriever boyfriend — and why the bar for men is so low in relationships

A Golden Retriever boyfriend is affectionate, attentive, and easygoing. Travis Kelce's energy toward Taylor Swift caused the label to blow up online.

www.businessinsider.com

Are You a Golden Retriever Boyfriend—or a Rottweiler?

Travis Kelce is a Golden Retriever. But what if you treat every Dave and Buster’s like an active war zone? Meet the five types of dog boyfriends.

www.gq.com

Golden Retriever Boyfriend = Tall Blonde White Chad

 

[Confessor]

golden retriever bf = simp who gets cucked

This too.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

If foids view you analogously to a pet that's quite frankly very insulting.

 

[mcmoohyun]

"Golden Retriever" is just code for white.

Natural blonde hair and 6'3, Wide shoulder.

 

[Cobscell]

Today I learned that golden retriever boyfriend is a term.

What Is a Golden Retriever Boyfriend? Named in reference to the beloved dog breed, a Golden Retriever Boyfriend is a partner who is wholly loyal, supportive and a pleasure to be around. They're often social butterflies whose upbeat, goofy energy can brighten anyone's day.

3 signs you have a Golden Retriever boyfriend — and why the bar for men is so low in relationships

A Golden Retriever boyfriend is affectionate, attentive, and easygoing. Travis Kelce's energy toward Taylor Swift caused the label to blow up online.

www.businessinsider.com

Are You a Golden Retriever Boyfriend—or a Rottweiler?

Travis Kelce is a Golden Retriever. But what if you treat every Dave and Buster’s like an active war zone? Meet the five types of dog boyfriends.

www.gq.com

Disgusting.

 

[trognarukk]

Today I learned that golden retriever boyfriend is a term.

What Is a Golden Retriever Boyfriend? Named in reference to the beloved dog breed, a Golden Retriever Boyfriend is a partner who is wholly loyal, supportive and a pleasure to be around. They're often social butterflies whose upbeat, goofy energy can brighten anyone's day.

3 signs you have a Golden Retriever boyfriend — and why the bar for men is so low in relationships

A Golden Retriever boyfriend is affectionate, attentive, and easygoing. Travis Kelce's energy toward Taylor Swift caused the label to blow up online.

www.businessinsider.com

Are You a Golden Retriever Boyfriend—or a Rottweiler?

Travis Kelce is a Golden Retriever. But what if you treat every Dave and Buster’s like an active war zone? Meet the five types of dog boyfriends.

www.gq.com

sounds like being a cuck/betabuxx

 

[Audley Porter]

Ngl I'd end up being a Golden Retriever boyfriend. I'm a loving person by nature ig.

Kek

 

[Regenerator]

Actual golden retrievers get more pussy than oofy doofy golden retriever boyfriends

 

[highschoolcel]

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Psycho-babble like that is so cringe

 

[Skoga]

 

[Monke]

happy-go-lucky pogo stick

 

[BricABrac]

A normal man has to literally treat a woman as the only good thing in his entire life to even be considered worthy of sniffing her farts.
I'd be excited for a girl, I'd be happy to spend time with her, but it would never be enough since I'm not acting like a literal pet.
Why fucking date? Being an average male in a relationshit is more slavish effort than it's worth.

Also LMAO tacit dogpill, they can't even call them men you are happy/exuberant. They gotta be compared to dogs.