Going to tails for tail. Beastiality cope

[WarmIncelation]

I'm tired of not getting any and sleeping alone every night. I went to tails today to adopt a companion. Obviously I'm looking for a female companion and hopefully a friendly one. They let you sit in a room with the dog so you can get a sense of their personality. 

In the room I tried to covertly find out how we stack up genital height wise when I'm on my knees. I tried to be playful about it but I worry I might have been a bit too obvious. 

I have finally gotten the choice down to two different dogs. One is a beautiful shiba inu and she's is a perfect fit. The only problem is she seemed skittish the few times I tried to covertly touch her down there. The other Is an adorable pit that isn't quite such a good fit but she was very receptive to the fingers rubbing against her. 


I'm thinking about pulling the trigger Monday and bringing one home. Do you think I should go with the pit because her demeanour or do you think I could get the shiba to warm up ? Have any of you tried anything like this before ? I'm just sick and tired of my hand and I want something warm and wet to stick my dick into. 

Any advice ?

 

[St.Tropez]

Kys.

 

[Deleted member]

well, it pretty much is masturbation. i dunno how much that’d help an incel

not sexually pleasing ur pet and making it incel is legit a more fucked up thing and yet it’s seen as an OK thing to do, along with literally cutting their balls off just so you have less responsibilities, of all things.