Experiment Going to Pay a Fake Girlfriend To Meet my Parents

[AsiaCel]

500$ for a girl to see your parents? LMAO!!! Dud you can pay a prostitute for much cheaper, or better yet don't do it at all.

 

[YungCell]

HAHAHAHAHA, ON TOP OF IT ALL, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR PARENTS' MONEY!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!

Hes a troll or Wasteful cuck

 

[Latejulycel]

I honestly don't get larpers. Why not just write a book or go on an rping site to be an incel? Why here?

 

[ScrawnyCel]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PAY A WOMAN 500 DOLLARS FOR THIS KIND OF THING?!!!
YOU ARE A CUCK AND YOU GENUINELY OUGHT TO HANG YOURSELF!!!

 

[Deleted member 677]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PAY A WOMAN 500 DOLLARS FOR THIS KIND OF THING?!!!
YOU ARE A CUCK AND YOU GENUINELY OUGHT TO HANG YOURSELF!!!

 

[TheGoodGuy]

So the girl wouldn´t settle for anything below 500$? She doesn´t have to sleep with you just LARP as your girlfriend and you pay her fucking 500!? You are literally paying a girl 500!!!! for just being a female. I NEVER hate on other members in here but you are seriously pathetic and a disgrace, you are the ultimate cuck.

The majority on this forum hate girls but still not as much as me I truly fucking HATE them! And you are paying a girl for being born a girl. Sorry if I keep repeating myself I just can´t comprehend this stupidity, injustice and cuckoldry that she will receive 500USD for having a pussy between her legs, god it must be good to be a female! Literally getting paid for breathing in air.

 

[Futurecel2.0]

 

[FACEandLMS]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

I was going to give you advice but upon learning that your parents are rich, fuck you. What a fucking pathetic faggot, paying stacey 250$ an hour to make-believe that you aren't as pathetic as you are. Better you pay someone to MURDER you. What a fucking cuckold.

On a website where we discuss how unfair dating is and how easy women have it, you're telling us how you're gonna pay a Stacey to eat for free at your folks' house? You need GASSING. I hope you NEVER get a gf. Rather than just telling your parents FOR FREE that women are picky or bluepilling the that you are focusing on studies or that "the right girl will come along when I least expect it, dad", you are CONTRIBUTING to FUCKING THE FINANCIAL-DOMINATRIX-NATURE of THIS PIECE OF SHIT SOCIETY. I hope you get ST***ED AND K***ED.

Have fun paying women the rest of your life. Your username is WRONG. YOU DESERVE CANCER. At least if you died, FOIDS wouldn't make money from male inceldom. Think about it. YOU ARE MAKING WOMEN PROFIT FROM THEIR HYPERGAMY.

Think about it. If every man were as pathetic as you, no woman would ever need to have sex and the species would cuck itself into extinction.

The saving grace is that no man as pathetic as you will ever have a LONGTERM relationship. In your late 30s, you will be play Xbox-13 while your wife is upstairs fucking her boyfriend. Future feltcher. Get f--d.

Fucking cuck.

KYS.

 

[Berok]

giga cuck plan

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Have you not considered that the validation earned in the eyes of your parents will be massively outweighed by the shame you will receive from everyone you went to school with when the girl you paid tells them you had to pay her $500 to pose as your girlfriend?

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

They will all be asking “how the fuck is thischick dating our son?”. If this fails you will look like the biggest aspie loser ever. Better just be a normal incel then being a delusional one.

The story will be she was very impressed by my investing skills after learning i made a lot of money in the stock market.

Have you not considered that the validation earned in the eyes of your parents will be massively outweighed by the shame you will receive from everyone you went to school with when the girl you paid tells them you had to pay her $500 to pose as your girlfriend?

Well i am graduated, never have to see someone from school again except for two who are going to the same college as me

obvious troll user. Ban him

You're an obvious troll

obvious troll user. Ban him

You're an obvious troll

So the girl wouldn´t settle for anything below 500$? She doesn´t have to sleep with you just LARP as your girlfriend and you pay her fucking 500!? You are literally paying a girl 500!!!! for just being a female. I NEVER hate on other members in here but you are seriously pathetic and a disgrace, you are the ultimate cuck.

The majority on this forum hate girls but still not as much as me I truly fucking HATE them! And you are paying a girl for being born a girl. Sorry if I keep repeating myself I just can´t comprehend this stupidity, injustice and cuckoldry that she will receive 500USD for having a pussy between her legs, god it must be good to be a female! Literally getting paid for breathing in air.

I wouldn't pay any girl for being a girl, but she's like a 9/10

 

[VincentVanCope]

CUCK

 

[PhenomSkillz]

Proof of it didn’t happen.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Proof of it didn’t happen.

It hasn't happened yet, it's going to happen during christmas break and by then she may even bail.

 

[EthnicelNL]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PAY A WOMAN 500 DOLLARS FOR THIS KIND OF THING?!!!
YOU ARE A CUCK AND YOU GENUINELY OUGHT TO HANG YOURSELF!!!

High iq

 

[Peter Pan]

OP, don't forget to film your monumental failure and embarassment and then post it here

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

OP, don't forget to film your monumental failure and embarassment and then post it here

I will record it.

 

[Blancmange]

At least ask for a blowjob as well

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

At least ask for a blowjob as well

She would say no.

 

[Peter Pan]

She would say no.

Why not just hire an escort and pay her more to spend the Christmas reunion with you?

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Why not just hire an escort and pay her more to spend the Christmas reunion with you?

Escorts are ILLEGAL

 

[Figthcel]

Pretty smart

Do it.

Everyone will think of you differently once they believe you have had GF.

 

[Reprobus]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PAY A WOMAN 500 DOLLARS FOR THIS KIND OF THING?!!!
YOU ARE A CUCK AND YOU GENUINELY OUGHT TO HANG YOURSELF!!!

Escorts are ILLEGAL

aaaaand?

 

[VeganIcon]

I don't want to waste my time on a potential LARP. Let's just say. I can imagine dozen of ways this plan could backfire and negatively affect your "status" forever and I already saw it happen elsewhere.

I mean do you expect your relatives (if they don't smell a rat anyway and just play along) to somehow spread the word and attract females or is this just some quality of life measure?

 

[ElfCake]

The story will be she was very impressed by my investing skills after learning i made a lot of money in the stock market.

Oh great so now they will think you're dating a gold digger, ABORT this retarded plan.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Spend money on something worthwhile or you're a cuck.

Validation. Forgot to mention my entire family, all my cousins are coming up for Christmas. I'll get so much validation

Not worth being cucked out of your money, tell her to cut it by half, fuck.

 

[Evildoer]

That's cucked, you contribute to and enforce situation we all currently are in, if you pay.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

If she's really a 9/10 top tier stacy then yes, go ahead with it, you'll gain respect from everyone who knows you.

However, if it backfires, you are totally fucked for life. She might tell people at your school. Or just take your money and tell your parents the truth, just to completely humiliate you.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Oh great so now they will think you're dating a gold digger, ABORT this retarded plan.

Well why else would this girl be dating me

If she's really a 9/10 top tier stacy then yes, go ahead with it, you'll gain respect from everyone who knows you.

However, if it backfires, you are totally fucked for life. She might tell people at your school. Or just take your money and tell your parents the truth, just to completely humiliate you.

She goes to a different school

Spend money on something worthwhile or you're a cuck.

Not worth being cucked out of your money, tell her to cut it by half, fuck.

There's nothing else to spend money on

 

[oldcel75]

9/10 is to much. It's very strange when an Asspie incel gets a 9/10. I would smell rat.
Take a loocksmatch.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

9/10 is to much. It's very strange when an Asspie incel gets a 9/10. I would smell rat.
Take a loocksmatch.

I'm not an aspie I'm very NT.