JFL Going to another escort today (gonna fuck with her)

[NEETAndTidy]

So I decided that escortceling is worth it (just dont waste all your money)

The one I'm going to is a big tittied blonde bitch who's taller than me. 8.3/10 imho

But like the last one who I had call me NEET I wanna fuck with this one too.

Any ideas? I was thinking of making her say weird shit aka "FUCK ME MASTER CHIEF" "I am a useless hole" etc....

Gotta ruin her day. Also I havent showered in like 2 weeks.

 

[Cuyen]

make her call herself "I'm a useless dishwasher" bro

 

[NEETAndTidy]

make her call herself "I'm a useless dishwasher" bro

that's a good one

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Good luck buddy boyo.

Make her say something more incel related, like "Go ER" or "it's over for currycels" or "It's never began for manlets" or "I wanna street-shit with chudur-budur" or "Norwood reaper is coming" etc. Would be fun.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Good luck buddy boyo.

Make her say something more incel related, like "Go ER" or "it's over for currycels" or "It's never began for manlets" or "I wanna street-shit with chudur-budur" or "Norwood reaper is coming" etc. Would be fun.

"I cant believe I'm fucking an incel" could be funny

Or "go ER on my pussy!"

 

[Kent]

Make her scream "It's Over...It's Over!!!" as you're doing it.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

pay extra to piss in the foids mouth tbh

 

[NEETAndTidy]

This is bragging!

Nothing proud of getting with an escort bro

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Nothing proud of getting with an escort bro

This.

That's why we'll always be Incel. Good luck.

Make her scream "It's Over...It's Over!!!" as you're doing it.

Via an orgasm hell yes.

"I cant believe I'm fucking an incel" could be funny

Or "go ER on my pussy!"

You know it hombre...

 

[Deleted member 11040]

gl

 

[AntiPain]

don't be a retard at least enjoy it don't make memes about it unless it's exactly what gets you hard

 

[Deleted member 10124]

So I decided that escortceling is worth it (just dont waste all your money)

The one I'm going to is a big tittied blonde who's taller than me. 8.3/10 imho

But like the last one who I had call me NEET.

Any ideas? I was thinking of making her say weird shit aka "FUCK ME MASTER CHIEF" etc....

Also I havent showered in like 2 weeks.

Ps she won't fuck you if you haven't showered... Just saving you the hassle of losing money pointlessly

gl

don't be a retard at least enjoy it don't make memes about it unless it's exactly what gets you hard

Based...

I'm thinking of doing a thread on Escortcelling... the dos & the donts...

 

[Barrett]

Make her drink your piss, and be as rough as you can, put it in her ass then in her mouth then back in her ass and keep doing that make sure you’re really rough with her slap her if she lets you, punch her if she lets you, don’t ask her before you slap her and if she says anything just say you thought it was ok, Shove her head in the toilet while you rape her asshole, pull her hair really hard, make sure you treat her like the piece of meat she is, at the end cum in her mouth and hold her mouth and nose closed until she swallows after it’s all over slap her one more time.
Gl make sure she knows what a useless dishwasher she is

 

[acnescarcel]

pay extra to piss in the foids mouth tbh

 

[NEETAndTidy]

don't be a retard at least enjoy it don't make memes about it unless it's exactly what gets you hard

Humor is a cope for me. So the point of doing all that is to help me relax

Ps she won't fuck you if you haven't showered... Just saving you the hassle of losing money pointlessly





Based...

I'm thinking of doing a thread on Escortcelling... the dos & the donts...

I dont smell, I put on deodorant also

 

[AntiPain]

Humor is a cope for me. So the point of doing all that is to help me relax

try enjoying it, you're going to an escort just for the memes or for validation/sexual relief?

 

[Bakura806]

I would never be able to escort takes the challenge of actually achieving to get with a foid the real way

 

[NEETAndTidy]

try enjoying it, you're going to an escort just for the memes or for validation/sexual relief?

Little of both tbh. If I went there in all seriousness I'd be too anxious

 

[AntiPain]

Little of both tbh. If I went there in all seriousness I'd be too anxious

oh I see, pm me about the experience if you want to I'm intrigued

 

[Blacktarpill]

SLAYER

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Humor is a cope for me. So the point of doing all that is to help me relax

I dont smell, I put on deodorant also

Enjoy mate...

 

[Barrett]

I would never be able to escort takes the challenge of actually achieving to get with a foid the real way

 

[PotatoTomato]

Any ideas? I was thinking of making her say weird shit aka "FUCK ME MASTER CHIEF" "I am a useless hole" etc....

Gotta ruin her day. Also I havent showered in like 2 weeks.

FUCK ME MASTER CHIEF
anyway
why don't you shower?
I feel disgusting after not showering for a while
also, here whores make you take a shower before you fuck them, isn't it the same with american escorts?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

FUCK ME MASTER CHIEF
anyway
why don't you shower?
I feel disgusting after not showering for a while
also, here whores make you take a shower before you fuck them, isn't it the same with american escorts?

Idk I'm autistic. That's my only excuse. I just dont feel like I need to take them.


And nah. They're not legal so they don't have many rules. Least the one I went to already

 

[Michael15651]

Update us afterwards on how it went

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Pay her extra to make you a sandwich

 

[RopeShow]

If you can make her say "ROPEY NO" film it and send to me I'll give u bitcoin jfl

 

[Valiant Virgin]

try enjoying it, you're going to an escort just for the memes or for validation/sexual relief?

I think the point is he will enjoy it more by incorporating the memes into it. It will make it a much more unique/amusing experience and that will help him relax and enjoy the actual sex more.

I would pay to hear a Stacy escort scream some of the phrases being mentioned in this thread.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

make her call herself "I'm a useless dishwasher" bro

^I made her say this plus "dominate my hole"

I actually laughed "during"

If you can make her say "ROPEY NO" film it and send to me I'll give u bitcoin jfl

FUCK I saw this too late. I would happily have done that

I think the point is he will enjoy it more by incorporating the memes into it. It will make it a much more unique/amusing experience and that will help him relax and enjoy the actual sex more.

I would pay to hear a Stacy escort scream some of the phrases being mentioned in this thread.

Basically this. It allows me not to be nervous and overthink and instead just relax and do what I'm there to do.

Update us afterwards on how it went

Went PRETTY well. When she saw my back hair she called it "fucking disgusting" besides that though all went according to plan tbh
She had bad breath though

 

[Erenor]

Any ideas? I was thinking of making her say weird shit aka "I am a useless hole"

I doubt she is gonna do that, even escorts want to keep some level of dignity

Gotta ruin her day. Also I havent showered in like 2 weeks.

Why tho? Most people consider escorts to be the absolute bottom of society, just like incel, and without we would have no chance for sex at all. Makes no sense to hate prostitutes imo

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I doubt she is gonna do that, even escorts want to keep some level of dignity

Why tho? Most people consider escorts to be the absolute bottom of society, just like incel, and without we would have no chance for sex at all. Makes no sense to hate prostitutes imo

I dont hate prostitutes. But I've been treated like shit by women my whole life. It's a nice feeling to treat a woman like shit for once

 

[Erenor]

I dont hate prostitutes. But I've been treated like shit by women my whole life. It's a nice feeling to treat a woman like shit for once

Then I would say treat other women like shit, not the one you want to fuck; probably makes the experience more enjoyable and more close to unpaid sex

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Then I would say treat other women like shit, not the one you want to fuck; probably makes the experience more enjoyable and more close to unpaid sex

She is only doing it for money. I'll treat her like trash if I want. I'm paying her afterall

 

[Indari]

Went PRETTY well. When she saw my back hair she called it "fucking disgusting" besides that though all went according to plan tbh
She had bad breath though

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Honestly do you think my back is THAT bad?

 

[Indari]

Honestly do you think my back is THAT bad?
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[Erenor]

She is only doing it for money. I'll treat her like trash if I want. I'm paying her afterall

I don't want to white night for the escort, I just meant in your own interest this is not the best idea. What I crave the most from foids is touch and affection, so if I would go to an escort I would try to be nice, so I can get gentleness back, even if it's just an illusion. If you treat her like shit she is gonna hate you and the sex will feel as cold and meaningless as possible, almost like fucking a doll

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Fuck its ogre 4 me

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

Honestly do you think my back is THAT bad?
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honestly pretty gross man.

also how bigs your dick&was she tight enough?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

honestly pretty gross man.

also how bigs your dick&was she tight enough?

5.5 inches and I guess as tight as the last one. Hard to gauge

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

5.5 inches and I guess as tight as the last one. Hard to gauge

girth?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

girth?

Idk. Not thick. Not pencil.

 

[Grotesque]

Throw acid in her face

 

[NEETAndTidy]

She said they were D cup (they were pretty damn big.

Its felt far better than fapping. Cant say too much to avoid bragging. You can PM me whatever questions though

 

[KingChemist]

Also I havent showered in like 2 weeks.

holy shit dude take a dam shower!

 

[NEETAndTidy]

holy shit dude take a dam shower!

I've gone over 2 months before. It's not a big deal

 

[KingChemist]

I've gone over 2 months before. It's not a big deal

you nasty bastard. I take like 2 showers a week.

 

[StaroRavager]

The one I'm going to is a big tittied blonde bitch who's taller than me. 8.3/10 imho

Lifemogged again

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Lifemogged again

Hire an escort bro. Well worth it

 

[StaroRavager]

Hire an escort bro. Well worth it

You don’t have to tell me twice