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jagged0

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You are not allowed to have sex with her in any way orally, anally or vaginal unless you marry her and you cannot divorce her no matter how horrible she is towards you, do you agree?
 
Am I allowed to beat her if she steps out of line?
 
tehgymcel420 said:
Am I allowed to beat her if she steps out of line?

Yes, but no murder allowed you're stuck with her for life.
 
jagged0 said:
Yes, but no murder allowed you're stuck with her for life.

Ya, I'd take the deal.
 
That's honestly ideal.
 
no cause im so horny i cant wait til marriage to stick it in her
 
This is fucking stupid.
 
If I was married I would never divorce unless I was cheated on. Don't just abandon someone you've made a lifelong commitment to, and even possibly started a family with.

Regardless, I'd rather die alone than waste time with a female.
 
Does handjobs, tittyfucjing or turtling count
 
How ugly is she?
 
SeifEsteem said:
Does handjobs, tittyfucjing or turtling count

Anything that has to do with your sex related body parts count.
 
ItheIthe said:
If I was married I would never divorce unless I was cheated on. Don't just abandon someone you've made a lifelong commitment to, and even possibly started a family with.

Regardless, I'd rather die alone than waste time with a female.

What if she did really horrible shit like microwaving your dog?
 
Does she age or jb forever?
 
If I was the one who was chosing her I would obviously go for it
 
FeminismsCancer said:
Does she age or jb forever?


she'll be a prime 10/10 in her youth but then slowly age into an obese granny.
 
tehgymcel420 said:
Ya, I'd take the deal.

Same. I'd probably beat her anyway even if she was submissive. Although one hit from me could probably kill one of those twig beings tbhhhh
 
jagged0 said:
she'll be a prime 10/10 in her youth but then slowly age into an obese granny.

Deal!
 
A few questions to clarify:
1. Can she divorce me? Or break up with me?
2. Does she love me?
3. Can/will she cheat?
 
jagged0 said:
she'll be a prime 10/10 in her youth but then slowly age into an obese granny.

Depending on whether you describe the normal course of life where we both age then die then ok but if this was some sort of immortality scheme then no way.
 
jagged0 said:
You are not allowed to have sex with her in any way orally, anally or vaginal unless you marry her and you cannot divorce her no matter how horrible she is towards you, do you agree?
Disagree, too much risk involved for so little reward, what good is she if i can't have sex with her?
 
Better than nothing, I would take it instantly.
 

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