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Old Ironsides

Old Ironsides

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Fatcels, I have a proposition for you and I.

I swear when a Chico went through that I was the skinniest I could be. I was able to run sub 15-16 min 2 miles without too much trouble.
Now I struggle to barely get 20 min and I gained some weight despite working out minimum 4 days out of the week. When I do workout, I feel so hungry and eat more than regular than the days I have off.

but hear me out, when Chico went through, although I was tired/sore sometimes, the jewish experimented food they would give me, I would fill up on such and never gained a pound, instead lost it. I ate so much and felt energized but never gained weight. which is why I think they put something in the food, mang!!!
I swear Chico! I eat the same amount as I did there just regular civvy food and it made me gain unlimited weight.
I'm not fat fat by any means, just a little chubby (27 BMI) but I miss those 23/24 BMI days where I could run fast fast in order to do this damn 2 mile PT test, mang.
It makes me sad when little small noodle toilet can run past me at the beginning and smoke the fuck out of me on the 2 mile. I yearn her.
It promotes the narrative that niggers are lazy, but I am doing the same training as her and she still excels more than me.

Also, the food is free and you don't pay for it.
 
Dont die for Israel
 
:feelsUgh: You need to be sub 20 bmi to run fast
How to get there, man?
I run no less than 3 days a week, but jjewish food and genes they inject into my body make it impossible.
 
How to get there, man?
I run no less than 3 days a week, but jjewish food and genes they inject into my body make it impossible.
Starvemax and weight yourself daily until you reach 20 bmi. No more than 1200 calories a day.
 
Starvemax and weight yourself daily until you reach 20 bmi. No more than 1200 calories a day.
How do you cope with hunger? I usually drink alcohol but it makes me unable to perform without getting in trouble at wagie slavie
 
Not fighting for a country which has made the lives of everyone within it more difficult, thus reflecting how this society is flawed & not worth fighting for
 
How to measure calories?
It's called reading labels. You know those funny numbers and tables behind the back of your goyslop packet? Calculate the calories in it from the formula:
calories = (net weight)*(calories per 100g)/100
 
It's called reading labels. You know those funny numbers and tables behind the back of your goyslop packet? Calculate the calories in it from the formula:
calories = (net weight)*(calories per 100g)/100
Well I don't cook my own food so I have no idea what goes in the food and what doesn't. No lables for my face.
 
Well I don't cook my own food so I have no idea what goes in the food and what doesn't. No lables for my face.
Nigga does your mommy still cook you sloppa?
 
A neccessary sacrifice for the salvation of unlimited toilet sex and girlfriends.
Lots of soldiers are incel. Some may not be, but it's a famous trope of what their wives do back home.

The foids in the military are "barracks bunny" and ugly
 
:feelsrope: In that case just try to eat until you're like 80% full. I personally recommend making your own stuff or buying ready made goyslop
Guess I'll just wing it. I have a scale though so I'll use that but I'll have to dissect the food
 
It's all fun and games until the Jews send you to die in a pointless battle just to make themselves more wealthy.
 
Just join. The coast guard and then self diagnose yourself with depression and suicidal tendencies to get a honorable discharge theory
 

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