Of Manlets and Men
I want wrists as big as Mileena's
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I've seen versions of this on here several times, the fakecel post I'm talking about goes something like this:
"Man, foids are so fake and phony. They pretend to be nice to you when they want something from you, like money. This waitress was all nice and friendly with me, but I know she was just faking it so she would get a good tip."
If waitresses are willing to be nice to you just to increase their tip by a few dollars, you're a fakecel and you're not that ugly. No waitress has ever been willing to even fake being warm and friendly with me. At best they're indifferent, at worst they're outright rude. The other day, I tried making friendly small talk with the foid waitress right when she brought the check (right when she knew I was going to decide how much of a tip to leave) and she gave one-word, stone-faced answers to my questions and then hurried off with some mumbled excuse. I left her a 25 cent tip along with a note that said, "Next time, be a little nicer."
"Man, foids are so fake and phony. They pretend to be nice to you when they want something from you, like money. This waitress was all nice and friendly with me, but I know she was just faking it so she would get a good tip."
If waitresses are willing to be nice to you just to increase their tip by a few dollars, you're a fakecel and you're not that ugly. No waitress has ever been willing to even fake being warm and friendly with me. At best they're indifferent, at worst they're outright rude. The other day, I tried making friendly small talk with the foid waitress right when she brought the check (right when she knew I was going to decide how much of a tip to leave) and she gave one-word, stone-faced answers to my questions and then hurried off with some mumbled excuse. I left her a 25 cent tip along with a note that said, "Next time, be a little nicer."