Theory Girls treat their boyfriends the way guys treat their dicks...

[Incel_Because_Short]

They want a bigger and better one to show off to their friends.

Girls literally treat the height and attractiveness of their boyfriend like a dick-measuring contest. No girl wants to come up short.

Most girls don't want short boyfriends the same way most guys don't want a short dick. To girls, their boyfriend is an extension of their ego and self-worth, so a small boyfriend makes her feel worthless.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Unironically high IQ metaphor

 

[Adamhastor]

They want a bigger and better one to show off to their friends.

Strong gay thread

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Unironically high IQ metaphor

Femoids' desire is a black hole of infinite size.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Unironically high IQ metaphor

 

[epillepsy]

I've never shown my dick to my friends, but otherwise good analogy.

 

[universallyabhorret]

I've never shown my dick to my friends

Apparently people here have.

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

I've never shown my dick to my friends, but otherwise good analogy.

Neither have I, but the metaphor still stands.

 

[taloh]

They want a bigger and better one to show off to their friends.

Do you compare dicks with your friends?

 

[dirtykombatcel]

In this case, I would be a microboyfriend.

 

[Deleted member 26032]

Unironically high IQ metaphor

 

[Made in Heaven]

They want a bigger and better one to show off to their friends.

Girls literally treat the height and attractiveness of their boyfriend like a dick-measuring contest. No girl wants to come up short.

Most girls don't want short boyfriends the same way most guys don't want a short dick. To girls, their boyfriend is an extension of their ego and self-worth, so a small boyfriend makes her feel worthless.

Penis envy

 

[Deleted member 26180]

Strong gay thread

Women are gay for other women. It's about attention, not sex. If other women can give a girl better attention than any men around her, she will choose the women.
Just look at social media. It's all right there written on the wall.

Penis envy

Metaphorically though.

 

[Lame Dude]

Hey! I take good care of my dick, dude.
I only have one.

 

[Deleted member 26180]

I've never shown my dick to my friends, but otherwise good analogy.

Dick can be subbed in for height, frame, face, muscles, straightness of arms/legs, hair quality, gait, anything you see on the spot.

Hey! I take good care of my dick, dude.
I only have one.

Girls have an infinite supply.

 

[dr.dundaldo]

They want a bigger and better one to show off to their friends.

Girls literally treat the height and attractiveness of their boyfriend like a dick-measuring contest. No girl wants to come up short.

Most girls don't want short boyfriends the same way most guys don't want a short dick. To girls, their boyfriend is an extension of their ego and self-worth, so a small boyfriend makes her feel worthless.

Unironically high IQ metaphor

Can confirm this. I once attended a course and a foid bragged to the other foids that her boyfriend is about 2 meters tall. (6ft 6inches)

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Do you compare dicks with your friends?

kekd so hard at this.
Jfl mods cage this faggot

 

[ionlycopenow]

They want a boyfriend who mogs other boyfriend's, be that looks, money, height, doesn't matter

The boyfriend is just an accessory and nothing more.

 

[nystagmuscel]

Unironically high IQ metaphor