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This is my first post, but I've been lurking here for a while now and have been involved in the incelosphere for longer. Anyway, I'm the biggest dickcel of all dickcels, here's my situation:

> My dick is small 2.5 - 3 inches max flaccid, 5 inches at absolute peak level of erection, but if semi-hard or so then sub 5 inches.

> My dick is asymmetric, flaccid it looks normal but when erect it looks like my dick had a fucking stroke. It bends diagonally to the left at a very noticable downward angle.

> My balls are asymmetric too. Not having perfectly symmetrical balls is normal but mine are fucked. Left ball looks like I haven't hit puberty and right dangles a good 3 inches more than the left.

> My dick has weird warts/bumps on it, I've had warts on my foreskin my whole life and it can't be an STD cause I'm a virgin. I did some research about it and certain genital warts can be genetic or just occur naturally even though my heigine is good and I clean my dick regularly. I also have pearly penile palpules which can't be cured by any cream or medication.

> Recently my skin has been sensitive to the soaps and body wash I use and have started to get ugly red rashes and skin irritation on my hands and wrists. My dick got hit by it too so to top it all off the skin on my dick is irratated, covered in ugly red rashes and peeling off on some places. It hurts to jerk off so that cope is gone, I've been basically forced to go no fap against my own will.

Even other dicklets mog me cause at least their dick is just small and not deformed. Even if I got a bigger dick I would still be fucked cause of how it looks.

It's well and truly over.
 
Dont care about your weiner, what does your face look like, GrAY
 
This is my first post, but I've been lurking here for a while now and have been involved in the incelosphere for longer. Anyway, I'm the biggest dickcel of all dickcels, here's my situation:

> My dick is small 2.5 - 3 inches max flaccid, 5 inches at absolute peak level of erection, but if semi-hard or so then sub 5 inches.

> My dick is asymmetric, flaccid it looks normal but when erect it looks like my dick had a fucking stroke. It bends diagonally to the left at a very noticable downward angle.

> My balls are asymmetric too. Not having perfectly symmetrical balls is normal but mine are fucked. Left ball looks like I haven't hit puberty and right dangles a good 3 inches more than the left.

> My dick has weird warts/bumps on it, I've had warts on my foreskin my whole life and it can't be an STD cause I'm a virgin. I did some research about it and certain genital warts can be genetic or just occur naturally even though my heigine is good and I clean my dick regularly. I also have pearly penile palpules which can't be cured by any cream or medication.

> Recently my skin has been sensitive to the soaps and body wash I use and have started to get ugly red rashes and skin irritation on my hands and wrists. My dick got hit by it too so to top it all off the skin on my dick is irratated, covered in ugly red rashes and peeling off on some places. It hurts to jerk off so that cope is gone, I've been basically forced to go no fap against my own will.

Even other dicklets mog me cause at least their dick is just small and not deformed. Even if I got a bigger dick I would still be fucked cause of how it looks.

It's well and truly over.
Go back to incel tears But if this is some self reflection on you being a tranny cut your dick off and Kys via Jew gas chamber
 
Why do we care about your dick faggot
 
are you american?most likely its from the jew who bit off your foreskin
 
Dont care about your weiner, what does your face look like, GrAY
Doesn't even matter, I could literally be a chad and still get rejected cause of me deformed dick. I've never escortmaxed but if I ever tried to I bet they'd reject me cause they'd probably think I have a disease or something. Getting rejected by even an escort would be pure suifuel I don't think I could handle.
 
Most foids may think your penis is small, but I wouldn't go as far as to call yourself a "giga dickcel".
 
I don't care why everyone's being so rude here. I feel for you, bro. It's truly over for us.
 
Most foids may think your penis is small, but I wouldn't go as far as to call yourself a "giga dickcel".
They'd think I had a disease or something if they saw it. I'm like the qausimodo of penises
 
Nope, Irish and not even Jewish either. Not sure what caused this
Most likely potato famine malnourishion from prevous generations has takne its toll on your body
 
The dickpill really had no mercy with you, brutal:feelsbadman:.
 
flaccid length means nothing

5 inches erect is average

idgaf about how low your balls hang and neither do foids

if you are getting so far with foids that dick size is an issue, you dont belong here
 
Niggas first post is about cock, like bruh
 
This is my first post, but I've been lurking here for a while now and have been involved in the incelosphere for longer. Anyway, I'm the biggest dickcel of all dickcels, here's my situation:

> My dick is small 2.5 - 3 inches max flaccid, 5 inches at absolute peak level of erection, but if semi-hard or so then sub 5 inches.

> My dick is asymmetric, flaccid it looks normal but when erect it looks like my dick had a fucking stroke. It bends diagonally to the left at a very noticable downward angle.

> My balls are asymmetric too. Not having perfectly symmetrical balls is normal but mine are fucked. Left ball looks like I haven't hit puberty and right dangles a good 3 inches more than the left.

> My dick has weird warts/bumps on it, I've had warts on my foreskin my whole life and it can't be an STD cause I'm a virgin. I did some research about it and certain genital warts can be genetic or just occur naturally even though my heigine is good and I clean my dick regularly. I also have pearly penile palpules which can't be cured by any cream or medication.

> Recently my skin has been sensitive to the soaps and body wash I use and have started to get ugly red rashes and skin irritation on my hands and wrists. My dick got hit by it too so to top it all off the skin on my dick is irratated, covered in ugly red rashes and peeling off on some places. It hurts to jerk off so that cope is gone, I've been basically forced to go no fap against my own will.

Even other dicklets mog me cause at least their dick is just small and not deformed. Even if I got a bigger dick I would still be fucked cause of how it looks.

It's well and truly over.
dickcel is cope bro just accept that the reason your incel is probably due to

Height Face or Race or the most brutal of all, autism

SIMPLE A-S
 
dickcel is cope bro just accept that the reason your incel is probably due to

Height Face or Race or the most brutal of all, autism

SIMPLE A-S
They'd think I had a disease or something if they saw it. I'm like the qausimodo of penises
Doesn't even matter, I could literally be a chad and still get rejected cause of me deformed dick. I've never escortmaxed but if I ever tried to I bet they'd reject me cause they'd probably think I have a disease or something. Getting rejected by even an escort would be pure suifuel I don't think I could handle.
 
Sorry your going through something similar :cryfeels:
Half of my penis was chopped of because of Jewish traditions from the Stone Age. I've also got 4 stitch tunnels (example pictured below) on my penis because of this PTSD inducing event, on top of having a below average sized penis in general.

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Half of my penis was chopped of because of Jewish traditions from the Stone Age. I've also got 4 stitch tunnels (example pictured below) on my penis because of this PTSD inducing event, on top of having a below average sized penis in general.

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I've honestly just been considering cutting my dick and balls off at this point. Not even to transmax or anything just cause if I have no dick and balls maybe I'll become asexual and then won't be tortured with never being able to fulfill my sexual desires. Honestly with the state of my dick at the moment it wouldn't really matter whether I had one or not. Might have to try eunuchmaxxing
 
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I've honestly just been considering cutting my dick and balls off at this point. Not even to transmax or anything just cause if I have no dick and balls maybe I'll become asexual and then won't be tortured with never being able to fulfill my sexual desires. Honestly with the state of my dick at the moment it wouldn't really matter weather I had one or not. Might have to try eunuchmaxxing
Serious, I used to take anti depressants because they effectively chemically castrated me. I don't think you should do anything drastic like eunuchmaxxing or anything, but libido-decreasing anaphrodiacs can be a good cope. I'm not a doctor though so proceed with caution.
 
I really wish I was illiterate today
 
Doesn't even matter, I could literally be a chad and still get rejected cause of me deformed dick. I've never escortmaxed but if I ever tried to I bet they'd reject me cause they'd probably think I have a disease or something. Getting rejected by even an escort would be pure suifuel I don't think I could handle.
So you're not that ugly then?
 
I'm the same size. Maybe bigger flaccid but that means nothing. I also have chronic balanitis, which pretty much means my dick cannot function.

You can make your dick bigger with exercises. 5" is the perfect size for doing so, as you it's small but can become average.

thundersplace.org is the best site for info.
 
I'm the same size. Maybe bigger flaccid but that means nothing. I also have chronic balanitis, which pretty much means my dick cannot function.

You can make your dick bigger with exercises. 5" is the perfect size for doing so, as you it's small but can become average.

thundersplace.org is the best site for info.
Is there anything I could do about the other stuff?
 
Does it make any difference at all what I look like if my dick is fucked up beyond repair?

Yes, if you're average to above average looking I dont care about your other problems
 
whatever faggot
u ugly or not
 
Is there anything I could do about the other stuff?
Girls don't really care about your balls. Not sure about bumps and warts. I used to have bumps on the underside of my dick when I was a kid because I used to fap by rubbing it against beds/surfaces kek, they went away when I stopped doing that. Soap is bad in general and you aren't supposed to use it on the head of your dick at all (just warm water). Coconut oil is a great alternative to soap, it's antibacterial as well as moisturising and natural, and isn't packed with toxins like soaps are.

And a whole food diet + exercise + sun + gymcelling fixes most things.
 
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these 2021 boys really crack me up man, @Fat Link who is this nerd? you better start banning some people before i get mad
Whats your problem with me GrAY fag, and you've only been here since end of '22, talking about my join date
 
Sex is literally putting your dick in a fucking pussy, yet some people say you aren't incel if your "only" problem is your dick, the most important tool to make sex.

OP, try angion method, this will help you and solve your problem.
 

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