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LifeFuel Getting myself a sexdoll for Christmas

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I am completely giving up on pursuing women. After getting rejected thousands of times over the years, I don't want to waste any more of my time chasing after the impossible. While it would be nice to feel the inside of a woman's vagina at least one time before I die, I would have a better chance of successfully landing on Mars or discovering a cure for cancer. At age 36, there is no hope left for me. As such, I will have to settle for the next-best thing:

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Obviously this is a cope -- an expensive one at that -- but it's pretty much all I have to live for anymore.

Some advantages that a sexdoll has over a real woman:
  • She can't reject my advances or run away from me
  • I don't have to compete with other men for her
  • I don't have to waste time anythingmaxxing
  • Being under 6 feet tall isn't a problem
  • Being under 6 inches long isn't a problem
  • Making under 6 figures a year isn't a problem
  • I don't have to constantly make her laugh
  • Being sexually inexperienced isn't a problem
  • She can't cheat on me or nag me to death
  • No other cocks have been inside of her
  • I don't have to worry about contracting STDs
  • I don't have to worry about her getting fat
  • No tattoos or disgusting smoking habits
  • No bitchiness, mood swings, or PMS
  • No false rape accusations either
  • I pay a one-time fee and that's it
With my full-time work schedule, I don't have time to post here around-the-clock, but will provide updates every once in a while. I look forward to getting my new doll and plan on building a relationship with her that I never got the chance to do with a real woman.
 
How much is it?
 
looks disgusting.
 
The waist is giving me an uncanny valley feeling
 
i'd recommend a more realistic looking one then the one posted in the thread, but whatever suits you is fine ig
 
hey its your money man, you do you
 
Imagine cleaning this thing... Must be a bitch.
 
Sadly I cant get one because my parents would be weirded out.
 
made a thread about this weeks ago..The lustiest cope would be to try this + watching VR porn....must be like the real thing perhaps...

share us back your experiences op
 
Sadly I cant get one because my parents would be weirded out.
  • She can't reject my advances or run away from me
  • I don't have to compete with other men for her
  • I don't have to waste time anythingmaxxing
  • Being under 6 feet tall isn't a problem
  • Being under 6 inches long isn't a problem
  • Making under 6 figures a year isn't a problem
  • I don't have to constantly make her laugh
  • Being sexually inexperienced isn't a problem
  • She can't cheat on me or nag me to death
  • No other cocks have been inside of her
  • I don't have to worry about contracting STDs
  • I don't have to worry about her getting fat
  • No tattoos or disgusting smoking habits
  • No bitchiness, mood swings, or PMS
  • No false rape accusations either
  • I pay a one-time fee and that's it
 
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every sex doll looks weird

i just want a proper megumin sex doll
 
If I ever move out of my parents house, I will make sure to get one of these. They for sure would not let me keep one.
 
The biggest turn off for me is that they are cold. Sure, you can warm their vaginas up with a warmer but their whole body is just cold, tacky silicone.

I always imagine the biggest appeal of having sex with a woman is feeling the warmth of her body, but I’m a KHHV, so what do I know?
 
Might as well get a fleshlight or onahole for all your troubles. That and some serious porn. It's like having sex with a rotten corpse.
 
Sweet. I want one, too, but I'm not fully convinced yet.
 
just get a good flesh light
 
I found a place that sells 'teen' sexdolls (I think it's based in China??), unfortunatly my country won't allow them. They look really good though...it makes me sad.
 
Business idea: make comprehensive sex doll reviews as inceldom (and hence sex doll purchases) exponentially accelerates due to out-of-control 21st century and beyond hypergamy.

Sex doll manufacturing will be a multi trillion dollar market within 5-10 years, given singularity has not occurred.
 

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