It would solve my inceldom problem, it won't make my other problems magically go away but having a toilet in your life who's willing to sleep with you is amazing and I want that.
Let's use another statistic, around ¼ of men last a few minutes in bed, ¼ over 10 minutes, and ½ in between (only
slightly shorter than the average toilet). These differences are biological and intrinsic to each man's penis. Now if you're born lucky and last 10 or more minutes every session that you have sex you'll have 5 times as much sex as 1 session from the bottom 25%, so the bottom 25% will have to have 5 times as much sex as the top 25% to get the equal amount. Average libido couples have sex around 5 times a week so in 1 week a premature ejaculator has either as much or half as much sex as a "long-laster".
These differences are inherent and biological, even Chad can be unlucky in this respect and a Normie that lasts longer can actually sex-mog Chad in this respect and have a more fulfilling sex life.
Humans don't just have one or two problems, we have A LOT of problems that we are all forced to live with.
I don't have a sex life how and if I would find a toilet that would be willing to sleep with me I'd still have a shit sex life and I'd probably have less sex in a month (with lots of sex) than "a sex Chad" (to call long-lasters that) has perhaps in a day or a short week.
But it's still an upgrade from no sex at all. Having all toilets except 1 treat me like shit is still an upgrade of having all toilets treat me like shit.