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RageFuel Getting laid feels like such a surreal thing to me

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As a 26 years old virgin I became so accustomed to my right-hand it simply feels so surreal that there is such a thing as putting your penis in some pussy. After 26 years sex doesn’t feel like a realistic option anymore so I actually forgot that biologically my penis was meant to be put in a vagina and not to be stroked by my hands only.

Can’t imagine there are people (women and chads) waking up on a friday or saturday morning and thinking :”Hmmm wonder if I will have sex this evening while going clubbing”. For those people sex with a stranger on any given weekend day is an actual realistic option.

Meanwhile I wake up and the chances of me having sex that day is 0,0000000000000037%
 
I dont want a foid

I want a sex robot
 
''I actually forgot that biologically my penis was meant to be put in a vagina and not to be stroked by my hands only.'
The same or my brain is telling me that to help coping
 
I'm honestly starting to think sex is just a fucking meme at this point. Like it isn't even real.
Massive cope, probably. :feelsrope:
 
"I will never get married or have a girlfriend; society wants me to die alone" - Baraka Mkray (RIP)
 
OP should transition to fleshlight or you will lose sensitivity to a real vagina.
 
Can’t imagine there are people (women and chads) waking up on a friday or saturday morning and thinking :”Hmmm wonder if I will have sex this evening while going clubbing”. For those people sex with a stranger on any given weekend day is an actual realistic option.

Meanwhile I wake up and the chances of me having sex that day is 0,0000000000000037%
I've tried a couple pocket pussies and they're really good. Much better than your hand ngl. But hand is a definite second. I would imagine Pussy would be #1 if i ever get to try it
 
I feel such an intense hate for sex havers
 
If we switched timelines again and by some miracle it was one where a hole was interested in me then I would have no idea what to do. I'd probably have a breakdown there and then tbh, the thought of anyone seeing me naked is suifuel for me, that's why I've never escortmaxxed.
 
When I think about sex, its like im imagining a fairy tale.
 
As a 26 years old virgin I became so accustomed to my right-hand it simply feels so surreal that there is such a thing as putting your penis in some pussy. After 26 years sex doesn’t feel like a realistic option anymore so I actually forgot that biologically my penis was meant to be put in a vagina and not to be stroked by my hands only.

Can’t imagine there are people (women and chads) waking up on a friday or saturday morning and thinking :”Hmmm wonder if I will have sex this evening while going clubbing”. For those people sex with a stranger on any given weekend day is an actual realistic option.

Meanwhile I wake up and the chances of me having sex that day is 0,0000000000000037%
Just Escortcel theory.

OP - what is your budget like? Do you have some money to spare so that you can pay a teen whore to fuck your brains out?
 
As a 26 years old virgin I became so accustomed to my right-hand it simply feels so surreal that there is such a thing as putting your penis in some pussy. After 26 years sex doesn’t feel like a realistic option anymore so I actually forgot that biologically my penis was meant to be put in a vagina and not to be stroked by my hands only.

Fun fact : you don't even have to put it in a vagina. Even a simple handjob feels incredibly better when it's performed by a female.

I suppose it's a bit like tickling : you can't make you laugh by tickling yourself.
 
You aren't entitled to sex though OP
 
Just kissing or hugging a girl seems like a distant fantasy at this point, I don't believe I even live on the same plane of reality as other people.
 
The intimacy of it also concerns me, like having to actually be intimate with a foid being that close, it would be such a foreign experience for me. This is probably because I'm an aspiecel though. Obviously I'd love to fuck a foids hole but i agree also that it just seems too surreal.
 
my girlfriend is called pam.

palm of my hand
 
I already felt like this in my early 20s, that's why I ended up escortcelling, I couldn;'t take it anymore. I hate the way these CREATURES tease us, in the olden days they would just get RAPED, or at least groped, but now you can't even do that without getting into trouble

:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:
 
Fun fact : you don't even have to put it in a vagina. Even a simple handjob feels incredibly better when it's performed by a female.

I suppose it's a bit like tickling : you can't make you laugh by tickling yourself.
100% correct. It’s really, really sad not experiencing that.
 
Just kissing or hugging a girl seems like a distant fantasy at this point, I don't believe I even live on the same plane of reality as other people.
 
Based thread OP. It is the dilemma of the chicken or the egg, which requires you to have experience, which you cannot get without being experienced or to get a chance which you also can't get.
 
I can`t even imagine a kiss
 
To me it seems foreign.. Like something i cant really imagine that well and don't qualify for. Like I;m trying to compete and enter a competition for which I don't have the right criterea. Sometimes I don't even feel human because of this then I look around and remember that the vast majority of guys are in the same boat and fighting for the bottom level of scraps. It seems like an ideal, something fake.. You see all these hoes on porn seemingly up for it with anyone fucking people all the time no matter what they look like.. and you hear about the high body counts that most females all seem to have yet most guys seem to be getting nothng but scraps and complaining or going silent about their celibacy .. females online portrayed as hyper sexualized sluts yet in real life seem so prudish, stuckup and horrible.. wont even look your way or talk to you. Two worlds that seem to contradict themselves.. To me it feels like a distant wish and females arnt even interested in it... yet I know they are abulote whores for a certain minority of guys.. the difference between night and day.. Can't get my head around It but I've gone so long that I just feel like I'm a square piece for a circular puzzle or something... Wont ever happen
 
And for some people, sex is as mundane as brushing your teeth in morning. So fucking surreal.
 

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