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JFL Getting bike at 18 is it too late

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Truecel trait: you get a bike at 18 when you’re already in the age where you should’ve been driving which I basically am.

I did have a bike younger but it was thrown out when I was 10/11 because muhhh it was bad and muhhh I didn’t use it. My parents never bought me a damn bike since then and it wasn’t because we couldn’t afford it we could’ve afforded 15 bikes but they never bothered to get me one.

so retarded. I wasted my years shitposting and messing with faggots online instead of doing something more useful. If I rode a bike more or played vidya I could’ve social maxxed and wouldve at least been not as much of an incel.

Also ngl another truecel trait is I didn’t ask for one. But that was only cause I was a aspie who didn’t care about asking for presents
 
Mine was pissed on and always stolen
 
I have and still use a very basic MTB that I got when I was 23, first since middle school lol
 
I liked to bike around during the pandemic, there was less dumb drivers and annoying pedestrians who don't get out of the way. I found parts of my neighborhood that I didn't know existed and it kept me from getting fat.
 
I remember getting a bike around 16 because my only friend was into bikes. I didn't even like bikes. I spent the Summer cycling up to the local park (where I'd spent time with friends periodically as a kid), riding round alone and nostalgiamaxxing.
 
I have such a bad body coordination that I can’t even properly ride an adult bike, kek
 
I still can't drive at 23
 
Richfag moment, I got a bicycle that's about as close as I got
 
Truecel trait: you get a bike at 18 when you’re already in the age where you should’ve been driving which I basically am.

I did have a bike younger but it was thrown out when I was 10/11 because muhhh it was bad and muhhh I didn’t use it. My parents never bought me a damn bike since then and it wasn’t because we couldn’t afford it we could’ve afforded 15 bikes but they never bothered to get me one.

so retarded. I wasted my years shitposting and messing with faggots online instead of doing something more useful. If I rode a bike more or played vidya I could’ve social maxxed and wouldve at least been not as much of an incel.

Also ngl another truecel trait is I didn’t ask for one. But that was only cause I was a aspie who didn’t care about asking for presents
I want to learn to ride a bike, but I feel like I'm too retarded to learn.
 
biking is cool b
 
nah i respect it
 
brootal mang, I failed my drivers test six times before getting my license and the only reason I did was because we live in bumfuck nowhere, its really ovER for no-licensecels
 
I liked to bike around during the pandemic, there was less dumb drivers and annoying pedestrians who don't get out of the way. I found parts of my neighborhood that I didn't know existed and it kept me from getting fat.
I remember getting a bike around 16 because my only friend was into bikes. I didn't even like bikes. I spent the Summer cycling up to the local park (where I'd spent time with friends periodically as a kid), riding round alone and nostalgiamaxxing.
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