Getting a haircut

[Damo the incel]

How do any of you guys avoid talking to your barber, any that I've gone to try to make conversion about the most normie things ever that I've no interest in at all, one guy barber even asked if I had any plans for tonight and I made up some shit saying I was going out with some of my friends and he then asked who they were to see of he knew them (I live in a small town so a lot of people know each other) so I said to him that I can't say my friends names because they are trying to keep a low profile. That was probably the most stupid thing I could have said lol I don't even know why I said it

 

[Weightcel]

so I said to him that I can't say my friends names because they are trying to keep a low profile. That was probably the most stupid thing I could have said lol I don't even know why I said it

Why not just make up a name and be vague?

 

[Felix97]

 

[Deleted member]

i have never gotten an haircut w/out my mom, so the barber talks to my mom instead

 

[Damo the incel]

Why not just make up a name and be vague?

Because the town is so small he would probably start questioning where they work and where I'm going tonight with them etc, and I got so nervous aswel I think he suspected something

 

[Deleted member 301]

I just shave my own, when I can be fucked to do it.

 

[Damo the incel]

i have never gotten an haircut w/out my mom, so the barber talks to my mom instead

I used to always get it done by my mother when I was younger but I haven't chatted to her in ages

I just shave my own, when I can be fucked to do it.

I think I'm going to start doing that, fuck going to these extroverted normie barbers

 

[ItalianLegionary]

How do any of you guys avoid talking to your barber, any that I've gone to try to make conversion about the most normie things ever that I've no interest in at all, one guy barber even asked if I had any plans for tonight and I made up some shit saying I was going out with some of my friends and he then asked who they were to see of he knew them (I live in a small town so a lot of people know each other) so I said to him that I can't say my friends names because they are trying to keep a low profile. That was probably the most stupid thing I could have said lol I don't even know why I said it

That is the most autistic thing you could have said. Dude, just be frank and say "i have no friends and your work is to cut my hair in a shape, not being my therapist"

 

[Felix97]

my barber prefers to talk with other customers while he cuts my hair.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

She is mute with everyone.
The main reason I go there.

 

[UBERCEL]

i have never gotten an haircut w/out my mom, so the barber talks to my mom instead

It's over for mom accompanied hair cutters in 2018

 

[EthnicelNL]

It's over for mom accompanied hair cutters in 2018

never began tbh

 

[Spite]

I cut my own hair

 

[ItalianLegionary]

I cut my own hair

 

[TheNEET]

my barber is a foreigner who can barely speak the language, so I don't experience the 'being forced to talk' issue

 

[Damo the incel]

That is the most autistic thing you could have said. Dude, just be frank and say "i have no friends and your work is to cut my hair in a shape, not being my therapist"

If I ever go back I might just be honest like that , it's a disgrace that I can't get a fucking haircut without having to make up bullshit about having friends and going clubbing

 

[Lord_Starscream]

Tbh for a bunch of people who whine about getting told to get a good haircut you guys seem pretty fucking shit at getting haircuts. It probably won't help in our cases anyway, but if you haven't tried getting someone competent to cut your hair and getting a real cut other than "just make it shorter" or "whatever my mom tells the barber" then you might as well. Works for a lot of normies anyway.

 

[Spite]

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[Damo the incel]

Tbh for a bunch of people who whine about getting told to get a good haircut you guys seem pretty fucking shit at getting haircuts. It probably won't help in our cases anyway, but if you haven't tried getting someone competent to cut your hair and getting a real cut other than "just make it shorter" or "whatever my mom tells the barber" then you might as well. Works for a lot of normies anyway.

I've a massive nose and tiny little recessed chin and no real jaw, it doesn't fucking matter what haircut I get I'll be treated the same, but yea I have gone through that phase of getting stylish haircuts and it made zero difference, all it meant was that I'd have to sit there talking crap to some Normie barber for longer, if I get it cut the same length all around im in there and out as fast as possible

 

[ItalianLegionary]

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Pretty sure that's not you but ok

 

[Lord_Starscream]

I've a massive nose and tiny little recessed chin and no real jaw, it doesn't fucking matter what haircut I get I'll be treated the same, but yea I have gone through that phase of getting stylish haircuts and it made zero difference, all it meant was that I'd have to sit there talking crap to some Normie barber for longer, if I get it cut the same length all around im in there and out as fast as possible

As long as you've tried man. Just seems like there are a lot of retards in this threat who spread the "getting a good haircut is bs advice" when they've never actually tried it. You might as well look as good as you can imo, cause I feel like that helps with self esteem even if it doesn't help with women.

 

[Spite]

Pretty sure that's not you but ok