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Chad always wins
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Stockholm Syndrome.
 
elab on that
 
She will only fall in love with a Chad kidnapper, not an ugly incel. Just like how she dreams of Chad raping her ala 50 Shades of Grey, while an incel would send shivers down her spine.
 
Only Chad can kidnap foids and get away with it.
 
No

You need Chad syndrome
 
Has anyone tried taking a shower or getting a haircut?
 
Volcel if you aren't kidnapping girls tbh.
 
I'm still waiting for that elab
 
35 guests. GTFO fags.
 
I'm still waiting for that elab
its when you kidnap someone and they slowly start to fall in love with you to the point were they will openly defend you if you ever get caught. but it normally takes a long amount of time with said person seeing you everyday and slowly falling for you
 
mario is a cuck
True.

Even as a kid I always wondered why Mario kept saving her dumb ass. She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about him. She’s probably bouncing on Bowser’s scaly cock as you die several times trying to save her.
 
True.

Even as a kid I always wondered why Mario kept saving her dumb ass. She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about him. She’s probably bouncing on Bowser’s scaly cock as you die several times trying to save her.

Fuck I don't want to weeb this hard... but princess peach has a kid with Bowser. It's mentioned in one game.
Mario is betabux
That's what them coins is for.
 
Fuck I don't want to weeb this hard... but princess peach has a kid with Bowser. It's mentioned in one game.
Mario is betabux
That's what them coins is for.
Wait, Mario is a literal cuck? ROFLMAO.

Sonic always better anyway tbhngl.
 
If you're White, you will not get away with it.
 
As it turns out, Bowser Jr. is told by his father that PrincessPeach is his mother and that she was kidnapped by the "evil" Mario. As such, Bowser Jr. tries to frame Mario by tagging the island as the Mario look-a-like Shadow Mario. Thus, Mario would be put in prison, and the young Koopa could rescue his "mama".

https://www.mariowiki.com/Bowser_Jr.
Mario is kidnapping koopa's baby mama, and it's canon that she never gives mario any. Mario is incel, oneitis, and still somehow betabux.
Bowser is Chad.
Tiny face, norwooding hard, no chin, huge nose.. mario buries the smv needle.
 
Volcel if you aren't kidnapping girls tbh.
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Mario is incel.
Now that's a brutal gamingpill.
Mario is basically a non blackpilled nice guy who is expecting her to reward him for rescuing her ass everytime, but doesn't realize that it will never amount to anything.
 
She will only fall in love with a Chad kidnapper, not an ugly incel. Just like how she dreams of Chad raping her ala 50 Shades of Grey, while an incel would send shivers down her spine.
Halo affect is real.
 
Halo affect is real.
It's the difference between it becoming a RomCom [movie trailer voice] starring Owen Wilson and Penelope Cruz. When a quarky kidnapping plan goes wrong, these two have to find a way, to stay professional, and not fall in love.

and...

She's alone, in a cabin, in the woods... with HIM. A Wes Craven Tale, starring Clint Howard, THE INCEL.
 
this Seems like a thread that He who's name should not be spoken (aka Based shaman) would have fun with.
 

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