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JFL Gang leader dresses up as his daughter in attempted jail escape

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Rio tabloids mock Clauvino da Silva’s botched escape, which also left his daughter, 19, inside

Foiled prison escape for Brazilian gang leader who tried to sneak out dressed as daughter – video
When Mexico’s “Shorty” – the drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán – made his cinematic 2015 jail-break it required a mile-long tunnel, a multimillion dollar bribe and even a private plane that whisked him to freedom in the mountains of Sinaloa.

El Chapo’s Brazilian namesake hoped to achieve the same using just a silicone mask, a black bra and wig, and a skin-tight T-shirt emblazoned with three pink doughnuts.

On Saturday, the Rio de Janeiro-based drug trafficker Clauvino da Silva attempted to sneak out of the city’s most notorious prison wearing that disguise and in the hope of convincing guards he was in fact his 19-year-old daughter heading home after visiting hours.

But when Silva – AKA Baixinho (“Shorty”) – requested the return of his daughter’s ID card at the prison entrance, officers saw through his low-budget disguise and asked him to strip in front of the cameras. That video has since gone viral in Brazil and around the world.

Silva, who is serving a 73-year sentence for his involvement in the Red Command drug faction, appears to have fancied himself as Brazil’s answer to Ethan Hunt, the Mission Impossible hero who uses an ultra-realistic latex mask to dupe his foes.

But Brazilian headline writers said the botched breakout had more in common with the lowbrow Hollywood comedy White Chicks, in which two black FBI agents unconvincingly pose as witless white socialites.

“White Chicks 2 coming to cinemas soon?” asked the front page of Rio tabloid Meia Hora on Sunday alongside a photograph of the uncloaked Clauvino and his purported female alter ego “Clauvina”.

The Rio newspaper O Dia was even less forgiving. “Oh, aren’t I a naughty girl,” its headline said mockingly.

But Saturday’s farcical getaway was not Silva’s first. In January 2013 he was one of 31 prisoners who tried to tunnel out of the same prison complex through the sewers. Four dirt-covered inmates were immediately recaptured but Silva made it out alongside other gang members nicknamed Fish, Spiderman and Sledge Hammer.

The following month he was reportedly rearrested while attempting to seize control of a shantytown in Rio’s western districts with a group of heavily armed men.

Reports on Monday said the 42-year-old drug trafficker had been moved to solitary confinement but was unlikely to face extra prison time since his unsuccessful bid for freedom had not involved violence.

His daughter, Ana Gabriele Leandro da Silva, who had remained behind in the prison as part of the ruse, seemed to have been less lucky.

According to Rio newspaper Extra she will be charged with abetting prison escape, a crime punishable with up to two years in prison. Seven other visitors – including a pregnant woman suspected of smuggling the disguise into the jail – are also being investigated.

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giga lol, the mask makes him look like a alien or chink
 
Jfl Brazil is crazy, wasn't there a fight that broke out a few weeks ago in a Brazilian prison where ~50 people died. Crazy country, i feel sorry for brazilcels unless they're in rich areas
 
So being a manlet actually can be positive in some situations :feelshehe:
 
Jfl Brazil is crazy, wasn't there a fight that broke out a few weeks ago in a Brazilian prison where ~50 people died. Crazy country, i feel sorry for brazilcels unless they're in rich areas
@Brazilian Sigma started it
 
. Four dirt-covered inmates were immediately recaptured but Silva made it out alongside other gang members nicknamed Fish, Spiderman and Sledge Hammer.
 

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