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(funny twist) That time I got banned from the school library for false accusations of harassment

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Back in my retard days during high school, i had a mild oneitis (i didnt obsess over her i just thought she was super pretty JFL) so I told my group of 4 or so friends when the subject came up about foids and which ones we like, I mentioned her.

At this time, we were in the library and when I mentioned finding this foid pretty, my friend mentioned that shes in the library right now and that I should go ask her out

Im a very low inhib person because of my dad who is an extremely low inhib fatcurrycel who simply does whatever the fuck he wants and that mindset rubbed off on me. Expecting failure, I just walked on up to her, introduced myself, told her her eyes are pretty and if i can have her number.

She didn't really respond but I noticed her friend immediately left her side and practically speedwalked over to the librarian

The librarian (annoying cumskin) barrels on over to my coordinates and yells at the top of his lungs

"HOW DARE YOU HARASS WOMEN IN HERE, GET OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW! DONT EVER COME BACK!!!1"

i am internally shitting my pants but i just give him a lil laugh and walk out, leave the school and decide to go to work early today cause staying at school would've been hell

Get called to the office the next day about "a reported harassment" and I tell her i dindu nuffin and that they better unban me from the library before I start having them give a proper investigation

I'm thoroughly pissed as fuck at this point and tell them to call the girl I reportedly harassed and ask her what the fuck her problem is because I obviously dindu nuffin so they send me out of the office and call the girl

The girl surprisingly tells them that I didn't say anything bad to her at all and that her friend just reported me without any input from the girl herself.

Because of this, I went back to the office and demanded that I immediately receive a signed letter saying I'm unbanned from the library or that the librarian gets phoned up right this fucking instant in front of me telling me I'm unbanned, I didn't even use the fucking high school library because they literally had no books (ZERO philosophy, sociology, classical literature, just contemporary Young Teen goyslop) but I'll be damned if anyone is going to punish me for anything.

I got my letter, marched down to the fucking library and sat down and lo and behold the librarian fucking sprints over to me and starts yelling, I tell him I have permission to be here and give him the letter, I didn't really care that the librarian made a scene over me again because my social life at that high school was already ovER.

Librarian sighs, apologizes for "the misunderstanding" and tells me I'm welcome to stay in the library from now on.

As an apology present, the librarian gave me his copy of Rousseau's political writings so i guess it wasn't all bad

Moral of the story is DONT LET ANYONE HURT YOU AND GET AWAY WITH IT

I FUCKING HATE ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE SHIT FROM ME, me being ugly doesnt give ANYONE the right to take away what is rightfully mine, no foid or bluepill librarian can take away shit from me and get away unscathed, thats the whole essence of what ER stood for
 
moral of the story is don't be a retardcel trying to hit on holes
nigga I know it doesn't work I just didn't like that my friends said i wouldnt dare

am still retardcel tho
 
but when chad does it...
 
itcucks: "no woman is gonna report you for harassment just because you tried to talk to her! thats all in your head inkwel" :soy:
 
itcucks: "no woman is gonna report you for harassment just because you tried to talk to her! thats all in your head inkwel" :soy:
to be fair, it was her friend, and not the foid in question herself
 
Wow a toilet actually was honest? SHOCKER

What did you do after high school?
 
Wow a toilet actually was honest? SHOCKER

What did you do after high school?
majored in physics, planning on going to med school to become a doctor
 
Must be nice knowing how to read... Sigh....

Goddamned mogger
 
Being low inhib is good I used to ask out foids sometimes as a dare for losing a game back in school. I don't look at it as bad seeing as it never got worse than a fight with "her man".
 
moral of the story is harrass foids often so that you can get all of the works of rousseau
 
moral of the story is harrass foids often so that you can get all of the works of rousseau
It was fun back in the day but it poisoned the well a lot and it’s only really viable if you’re willing to sacrifice any friends you have and will make
 
Moral of the story is if you are an ugly male you will be blamed and punished on someone elses word with no evidence. It happened to me a couple times as a kid that every time I lie now I start to laugh.
 
Why isn't this pinned already, this is the kind of uplifting content we need. Incels who don't do anything and just turn the other cheek are not men.
 
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Why isn't this pinned already, this is the kind of uplifting content we need. Incels who don't do anything and just turn the other cheek are not men.
They don’t pin good material like this
 
Foids always have mob mentality
 
Jfk horrific bro
" Just talk to women bro "
 

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