JFL Funny things you've said to your therapist?

[Uglymonster]

I had a female therapist and I told her that I want a girlfriend but only if she's a virgin. I said that to make her feel undesirable. Because she never showed any sexual interest in me. If she really wanted to help me she would have given her holes to me.

 

[AntiPain]

my therapists were either males or unattractive

 

[Sniffles]

Called my mom a fucking nigger while my mom was in the middle of bragging and saying how smart I am. Therapist went on to question why I said it and I just doubled down.

 

[Brahcel]

Called my mom a fucking nigger while my mom was in the middle of bragging and saying how smart I am. Therapist went on to question why I said it and I just doubled down.

Lol my nigga

How was her reaction

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Called my mom a fucking nigger while my mom was in the middle of bragging and saying how smart I am. Therapist went on to question why I said it and I just doubled down.

Hahah fuckin flexin on dat bitch

 

[Sniffles]

Lol my nigga

How was her reaction

They were shocked and at the same time kept quoting me.

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

nice one tbh. i've never been to a female therapist (deliberately). my mom sent me to one years ago because she thought i had bdd for wanting plastic surgery. turns out the guy had done a few procedures himself and highly recommended it, provided it's done right. sounds fake but this really happened.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I'm gonna start trolling them just so I can post about it here

 

[Guest2]

I have never been to a shit therapist. The only reason to go is if it's a requirement to take jewpills.

nice one tbh. i've never been to a female therapist (deliberately). my mom sent me to one years ago because she thought i had bdd for wanting plastic surgery. turns out the guy had done a few procedures himself and highly recommended it, provided it's done right. sounds fake but this really happened.

Only 8 more posts man

 

[Deleted member 14866]

i literally said ' wageslaving' to my therapist

 

[Barrett]

I guess the best thing was when I told her I wanted to have sex with her, not really out of ordinary though

 

[Blacktarpill]

I'm gonna start trolling them just so I can post about it here

Richcel

 

[Deleted member 60]

Richcel

no, its free