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The funniest suggestion wins a rotten Salisbury steak.
Mine-- you're bald, so you concoct an outrageous story in school that you're head got caught in a lobster net while trying to rescue dolphins.
The net ripped off all your hair, so now you have to wear a "rock star wig" that Gene Simmons sent you for "bravery".
You also wear a Greta Thunberg t shirt, supposedly signed, about being an organic vegan.
And to top it off, you have a "me too" tattoo of how all white men are rapists and need to be caged.
You change your name to "Tyrone Chang" and hang out in feminist groups, identifying as non binary. You smear bacon fat on your scalp, working scent game.
A land whale eventually takes you in.
Mine-- you're bald, so you concoct an outrageous story in school that you're head got caught in a lobster net while trying to rescue dolphins.
The net ripped off all your hair, so now you have to wear a "rock star wig" that Gene Simmons sent you for "bravery".
You also wear a Greta Thunberg t shirt, supposedly signed, about being an organic vegan.
And to top it off, you have a "me too" tattoo of how all white men are rapists and need to be caged.
You change your name to "Tyrone Chang" and hang out in feminist groups, identifying as non binary. You smear bacon fat on your scalp, working scent game.
A land whale eventually takes you in.
